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Kelly Osbourne doesn’t want you to look at her eyes!
September 6th, 2013 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]


Kelly Osbourne Tweeted the above photo declaring that her boobs are getting so big in a cleavage revealing dress. Why are they growing we don’t know. The cause could be natural, maybe she is putting on a few pounds or maybe the recently engaged host is pregnant? Which one do you think it is?

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Black Sabbath’s music will make your plants grow!
April 23rd, 2013 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]


How many times have you thought that the calming sound of classical music would make your plants grow? Well you would be completely wrong because turns out that the hard core beats of Black Sabbath does wonder for your green friends. According to The Guardian garden guru Chris Beardshaw tried out 3 different types of audio to see which sounds would make his flowers prosper and the buds were not paranoid to bloom when they heard Ozzy Osbourne’s voice. While the ones listening to classical music grew shorter than the ones in the silent house. So who was the greenhouse killer? Turns out Sir Cliff Richard’s voice is not one you want your plants to hear, unless you want them to die.
Who would’ve ever guessed that The Prince of Darkness is the complete opposite to plants?
Also we found out from this study that if they make The Happening 2, just make M Night Shyamalan listen to Cliff Richard and that should quickly kill off any notion of a sequel!

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Ozzy Osbourne admits he relapsed
April 16th, 2013 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]


(photo from Fame Flynet)

For the past week there have been rumors that Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have ended their 30 year marriage and yesterday he took to Facebook to clear things up.

For the last year and a half I have been drinking and taking drugs. I was in a very dark place and was an asshole to the people I love most, my family. However, I am happy to say that I am now 44 days sober.
Just to set the record straight, Sharon and I are not divorcing. I’m just trying to be a better person.
I would like to apologize to Sharon, my family, my friends and my band mates for my insane behavior during this period………and my fans.
God Bless,
Ozzy

Hopefully he will remain clean and get his family back to where they were before he relapsed. And hopefully recording with Black Sabbath again is exactly what he needs to get through this.

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CSI investigates Black Sabbath!
April 10th, 2013 under CBS, The Osbournes, Uncategorized. [ Comments: none ]

While most bands debut their new songs on late night shows, Black Sabbath is doing it on a primetime show. Ozzy Osbourne's band will perform End of the Beginning on the season finale of CSI. According to the press release, "D.B. Russell (Ted Danson) when he and Conrad Ecklie (Marc Vann) attend a Black Sabbath show." Could you imagine if a band that hasn't released a studio album in 35 years starts a new trend? Maybe more musicians will follow suit next season. Since MTV doesn't do music anymore, it makes sense that is a great alternative to get their music out there. Especially if they are a band like this one that you could never see on any of those squeaky clean singing competition shows.
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Prince Harry told Sharon Osbourne to f*ck off!
August 27th, 2012 under British Royals, David Letterman, The Osbournes. [ Comments: 1 ]


Sharon Osbourne is on The Late Show tonight and she told David Letterman about time that Prince Harry rightfully told her to f*ck off. She was at an event at Buckingham Palace and she had to go to the loo, so she asked the Prince to watch her purse. He told her to f*ck off. She says he was joking, but I am sure he was a little bit serious. I mean the only way I can see him watching a purse would be if he was playing nude pool and he needed something to hide the royal jewels from someone who is going to sell the pictures to the highest bidder.

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