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Cowabunga, the TMNT: Mutant Mayhem trailer is here!
May 31st, 2023 under Movies, Seth Rogen, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. [ Comments: none ]

For the first time in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ history, the turtles are going to be played by actual teenagers: Micah Abbey, Nicolas Cantu, Shamon Brown Jr., and Brady Noon. Yet, the animated feature brought to us by Seth Rogen, an eternal teen, looks like something people of all ages can enjoy.

After years of being sheltered from the human world, the Turtle brothers set out to win the hearts of New Yorkers and be accepted as normal teenagers through heroic acts. Their new friend April O’Neil helps them take on a mysterious crime syndicate, but they soon get in over their heads when an army of mutants is unleashed upon them.

Seriously, don’t you want to get slimed by their mutant mayhem on August 2nd? TMNT: Mutant Mayhem is the action animated movie we have been craving, and now we are going to get it in two months!

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Cowabunga! TMNT: Mutant Mayhem is coming out on August 2nd!
May 23rd, 2023 under Movies, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. [ Comments: none ]

TMNT: Mutant Mayhem is one of the most anticipated movies of the summer. And today, we found out we are not going to have to wait as long as we thought to see it. That is because Paramount moved up the release date from August 4th to August 2nd. Two days can seem like an eternity, and that eternity just got a little shorter.

So get ready for teenagers Micah Abbey, Nicolas Cantu, Shamon Brown Jr., and Brady Noon to play Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Raphael, respectively, in Seth Rogen’s take on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

After years of being sheltered from the human world, the Turtle brothers set out to win the hearts of New Yorkers and be accepted as normal teenagers through heroic acts. Their new friend April O’Neil helps them take on a mysterious crime syndicate, but they soon get in over their heads when an army of mutants is unleashed upon them.

Mutant Mayhem also stars the voices of Hannibal Buress, Rose Byrne, John Cena, Jackie Chan, Ice Cube, Natasia Demetriou, Ayo Edebiri, Giancarlo Esposito, Post Malone, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and Maya Rudolph.

Here is some more good news for fans, the second trailer will be released on May 31st.

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BTWF: Micah Abbey in Cousins for Life
March 6th, 2023 under Before They Were Famous, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. [ Comments: none ]

Before Micah was Donnie in TMNT: Mutant Mayhem, he was causing mayhem with his pet pig on Cousins for Life. How awwwwdorable was the 10-year-old in that 2018 sitcom?

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles starring actual teenagers!
March 6th, 2023 under Seth Rogen, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. [ Comments: none ]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back, and they are not your parents’ turtles. That is because Micah Abbey, Nicolas Cantu, Shamon Brown Jr., and Brady Noon weren’t even born when your parents were watching TMNT. This means for the first time in their history, the green superheroes are being played by actual teenagers.

Because of that, I can’t wait to see TMNT: Mutant Mayem when it comes out on August 4th. Especially since the latest film is being brought to us by permanent teenager Seth Rogen, you know he is going to take them to places where they have never been before. And that will make the film so much fun! Cowabunga, dudes!

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles gets it own pornody!
May 6th, 2016 under Pornody, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. [ Comments: none ]


The Teenage Mutant Turtles are becoming men thanks to Woodrocket.com. Their acne will clear up faster than you can say Cowabunga in Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles because lots of sex is the best cure for that. That’s right, our favorite pizza eaters are getting their own pornody. Let’s be honest 10″ never disappoints. And what’s even better, instead of paying $15 to see Michael Bay’s piece of crap, this movie is free! I know what you are doing tonight, watching this just like me!

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