A year ago, Taco Bell started performing weddings at their Las Vegas restaraunt. Since then 60 couples have said I do with many more planning to do the same.
It is such a huge success that they are expanding their chapel so that the bride and groom can invite even more of their friends and family to enjoy their special day with them. Because who does not want to go to the Chapel of Taco Bell?
For $600, I would do it. What do you get for that package? You get a sauce packet garter and bow tie, Just Married T-shirts, champagne flutes, a Cinnabon Delights cake, Taco 12 Pack and a sauce packet bouquet. You also get to invite 15 people to witness the 30-minute ceremony. Who needs an Elvis impersonator presiding over the big event, when you can have all of this?
Taco Bell has already added Doritos and Fritos to their menu items and now they are testing out Quesadillas with Kit Kats inside. Instead of calling it a KKsadilla, it is called a Chocodilla. No matter what they call it, I will easily pay a $1 to try it out. As soon as it is available throughout The US. You see, according to Mashable, it is currently being tested out in Wisconsin. If they eat it up (literally), then the rest of us will get to chow it down. Therefore, Cheeseheads please like it because I need it!
I love Taco Bell, but not enough to marry the person I love in one. If you are not like me and want to say I do before you I poo, then you can get married there for just $600.
What does the $600 get you?
• A ceremony in the chapel inside the restaurant with an ordained officiant within as little as four hours
• Private area for a reception inside the restaurant with up to 15 of your closest family and friends
• Custom merchandise, including a sauce packet garter and bow tie, “Just Married” t-shirts for the bride and groom, Taco Bell branded champagne flutes and, of course, a Taco 12 Pack filled with tacos and a Cinnabon Delights cake for dessert
• A Sauce Packet bouquet is also available for the bride to use during the ceremony
How do you make it happen? Get your marriage license, walk up to cashier at the Taco Bell Catina in Las Vegas and order it off the menu. Within four hours, you can be Mr & Mrs! That is unless you made a run for the border aka the bathroom.
Men, if you play your cards right. Not only will you eat a Taco, then later on you can eat her Taco too! And she will down your Gordita or Chalupa or Burrito or whatever you call it.
I don’t know, if I were going to get married in Vegas, I would do it at that Elvis Chapel. Although, one time when I was coming out of a Taco Bell, I held a door open for an Elvis Impersonator who said to me, “Thank you, thank you very much!” Maybe that was a sign that I am supposed to get married in a Taco Bell. Thus, let the Wedding Taco Bells ring for true love!
Burger King decided to get creative with their Whopper and turned it into a Whopperrito. According to GrubGrade, for a limited time only in Hermitage, PA, the fast food giant is selling their signature burger as a burrito. I hope it is a huge success because my mouth is watering for that flame grilled goodness. And unlike the Halloween Whopper, it won’t your turn your poop green. It will make you poop, but normal colored poop.
Katy Perry is in Tokyo and she posted a photo of herself on line at Taco Bell. It’s not where’s she at why I am posting this, but it’s what she’s wearing. What’s up with the black cape and matching surgical mask. She looks like the female version of the Phantom of the Opera or an evil villain. What do you think she looks like?
