If you thought that Pennywise was scary in It, he ain’t got nothing on a 6′8″ basketball player dressed as the murdering clown. LeBron James is the King of Halloween with the creepy smile that will haunt our nightmares until next Halloween. This look is scarier on him, then when he left Cleveland for Miami. Too soon?
Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodgriguez are in Miami and as someone who lived in the 305 for 6 years, I can tell you the summers are hot 24 hours a day. Therefore, if you go out at night to celebrate your birthdays, you want to wear as little as possible even at a formal event. J-Lo figured out a way to do just that with a little black dress that has a lot of breathable aka see-thru fabric. Because of that the LBD showed off a lot of her curves and for the mom of twins who turns 48 today that is very impressive. Can you believe she will turn 50 two years from today? Proving 40 in the new 20!
Every year I look forward the Fourth of July, not for the fireworks but for Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. This year Joey Chestnut went for his 10th win and he did not disappoint. Not only did he get his 10th belt, he also broke his record and downed 72 hot dogs in 10 minutes. That is a lot of wieners in a short amount. And there are a lot of women on 42nd Street who would agree with that.
Seriously, after watching this contest, I swear off of hot dogs for a year. Therefore, I am good until the next Independence Day!
Tiger Woods is used to driving little white balls in to a hole and winning trophies for it, but driving a car allegedly while drunk will land him a jail. The golf pro was stopped by cops at 3a this morning in Jupiter, Fl and spent the next 7 hours behind bars before being released at 10:50a according to Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office.
What makes this arrest a hole in one is his mugshot. That faces says it all!
Yesterday, during the Miami Marlins vs the Atlanta Braves game a brave marlin eating cat ran on to the field. One of the players tried to get them to open the door to let it out, but a ref screwed things up when he tried to pick the kitty up.
After that, the feline ran faster than a player trying to steal a base. When the pussy got the home run sculpture, it proved it was anything but a pussy as it climbed up the fence. Finally, it found a place to make its home plate and the game went on.
What happened to the kitty? After the game ended, they tried to rescue it but it ran away.
What a way to celebrate National Pet Day and the Marlins season opener, but a cat stealing their thunder. The baseball team thought people would only be talking about them scoring 8 runs. Nope, it was all about the short stop with 9 nine lives.
