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[ # ] Why isn’t baby races a national sport?
January 22nd, 2018 under Sports figures

Since I do not watch sports, I did not know that occasionally they have baby races at the games.

On Saturday, the Cleveland Cavaliers held a baby race during the Thunders game and is it the cutest thing I have ever seen in sports, besides Ron Darling’s a$$. Such a slam dunk, I do not know why it is not weekly televised game. I would totally watch.

So what is the dealio with baby races? Several babies between 6-12 months, who only crawl, compete in a race from the free throw line and to the half court one during halftime and the first one to cross the line wins. What did baby Charlie win? He got a $1,000 Wayside gift card, while all the other infants got a $200 one. What we got was priceless.

Let’s start a petition to make baby races a national sport. I can see the winningest baby being the face of Wheaties and so much more.


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