Since this Easter feels like a horror movie, why not spend the day watching horror movies based on the holiday like I do every year. Just make sure to send the kids out on an Easter egg hunt in the backyard without any eggs. That will keep them busy for hours.
To those of you who celebrate Passover, Happy Passover from Jack Black and I.
Just one request. Please, don’t keep your doors open for Elijah this year. If ever there was year that the messiah wanted to visit, it is this one. I don’t know about you, but I am not ready for end of days. Even though it feels like it.
May 2020 be your year like it was for the Z-O-M-B-I-E-S in 2018. Although Valentine’s Day will also be their year because that is when the sequel will air on Disney Channel. If you have nothing to do today, watch it on Disney+. It is one of the most impactful movies from the 2010s because it is a modern-day take on desegregating schools.
However, today is not about the musical; it is about you. I wish nothing but the best for you this year. I hope it is full of love, laughter, and health.
I hope Santa Conan brought you everything you want and then something more. Like a conflict-free holiday meal with no mention of politics. That would be a miracle of miracles from the Fiddler on the Roof.
Merry Christmas!
Jewish ladies, do you need something to light your menorah? Well, James Corden gave it to us. The Late Late Show host along with Zach Braff, Charlie Puth, Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Josh Peck formed the boy band Boyz II Menorah and sang A Week and a Day. Now my candle will stay lit for eight days just like the first Chanukkah.
