This year, more than any other, I have a lot to be thankkful for. Most importantly, I am thankful for all of you.
I am also thankful for this Thanksgiving episode of WKRP in Cincinnati. The episode that taught me that turkeys could not fly. Did you know it is based on a real radio promotion in Atlanta? They thought they would throw live turkeys out of a truck to people at a shopping mall and the shoppers could take them home their prize to cook. It went almost as badly as above, just less splat.
Take 25 minutes out of our Turkey Day to watch this show, it will make everything better. Even spending time with your politically opposite family members. Which I won’t be!
Today, we celebrate the day America becoming America! Therefore, enjoy some mustard on your man’s wiener and the fireworks that come after you swallow it!
Happy Independence Day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UHEehRXDjY
Happy Father’s Day to all of the wonderful fathers out there especially my own! The ones who made us laugh when we were just learning how to. Who didn’t care that we faceplanted them in the balls when we were toddlers. Who helped us with her school projects. Who took us and our friends to concerts or the mall and didn’t complain (to us). Who helped us pack for college when they didn’t want us to leave. Who are always there for the good days and the bad ones. And most importantly just being the first man we truly loved and loved us back unconditionally! Key focus on the word unconditionally because we are pretty unbearable during the teenage years. Thank you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y35KL1x7OY
Today we honor the women who gave us life, who raised us, who kissed our booboos and made them feel better, who always knew what to say when we were having a bad day, who are the biggest cheerleaders, who made the perfect food when we were hungry and who loves us unconditionally. Thank you and happy Mother’s day!
While most moms got flowers and jewelry, I got something in the litter box. I wish I saw Seth Meyer’s bit sooner.
Today, as you search for colored eggs, eat chocolate bunnies and Peeps, remember you are honoring the first walking dead person. The holiday has never been the same for me since told me that.
