https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc37aUS0zwM
Have a very Happy Independence Day! Enjoy all your hot dogs and hamburgers and remember don’t put your face too close to the lit fireworks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MQqC2uqIa4
Happy Father’s Day to all the men who catch us before we hit the ground. Who makes us laugh when we are crying. For giving us the biggest hug when we need one. And most importantly for always being there.
I love my dad more than everything, even though he won’t get the DNA test to prove he really is my father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty2OzWpsRTc
Happy Mother’s Day to all the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious moms out there. Today give her what she really wants hugs, kisses and to be left alone. That is after you give her a really nice expensive gift like a Spa Day or diamonds.
via Conan
What better way to celebrate 4/20 than with the debut of Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard’s new duet about marijuana called It’s All Going to Pot! It should be today’s anthem.
Their album Django and Jimmie will be out on June 2nd, but you can pre-order it now. If you order it today, then you will probably forget you did because you are celebrating correctly. So that means in June, you will get a nice surprise and wonder who your secret admirer is. Don’t tell yourself, but it is you!
