To all those who celebrate Passover, have a happy Passover. May you be the one to find the Matzo during the Seder and get a nice cash reward!
To those of you who don’t, watch Passover Funk from Aish to learn about it!
John Oliver has taken a lot of stands on his HBO show Last Week Tonight and this week he took a stance against April Fool’s Day.
As someone who is born on April Fool’s Day, I agree with him. I am sick of presents with nothing in them, empty cake boxes and that explains so much from people when they learn today is my birthday. April the first is a day like any other and we need to stop acting like it is OK to act like a fool to your friends, co-workers and loved ones on this day of the year.
Enough is enough!
Who am I kidding? Because I was born on April Fool’s Day, I am a great prankster. So let’s make people’s lives hell today as it is always intended to be this the first day of April.
Oh and what did you buy me???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntcsduPjyuA
Merry Christmas to you and yours. May Santa bring you everything you want and so much more. More importantly, may you survive the holiday with your family. Especially those members that you love as much as fruit cake. And if they are really are getting on your nerves, just have an extra glass of Egg Nog, go extra heavy on the Nog! They will be bearable before you know it.