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Happy April Fool’s Day!
April 1st, 2018 under Fast Food, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXf2ct7C2fQ
Today is my birthday and Burger King was very cruel to me. They announced that they are making a chocolate Whopper, but it is all a mean joke. Even though it sounds divine.

What is in it? The chocolate cake bun covers a flame-grilled chocolate patty drenched with raspberry syrup, topped with white chocolate rings, candied blood oranges, milk chocolate leaves and vanilla frosting. My mouth is so wet now and I want it.

They should release it on a trial bias just to see how it goes. Don’t you agree?

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Happy Easter!
April 1st, 2018 under Miley Cyrus, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Happy Easter! May you have a spanking good time like Miley Cyrus! Enjoy all the Peeps, chocolate bunnies and Cadbury eggs.

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Happy St Patrick’s Day!
March 17th, 2018 under Jerry O'Connell/Rebecca Romijn, SOW Greetings, Wendy Williams. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT0iENRUuUg#action=share
Get your St Paddy’s on today by doing an Irish dance like the one that Jerry O’Connell did with the O’Rourke Irish Dancers of Westchester on the Wendy Williams Show yesterday.

Hopefully the luck of the Irish will bestow O’Connell because he has proven that he is the talk show host we desperately need on our televisions.

On a St Patrick’s Day note, have a great one and make sure not to drink and drive after too much partying.

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Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2018 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


I wish you and yours a very happy, healthy and amorous New Year!

In Judaism, the number 18 is a very special number because it spells out (חַי) chai which means life. So in the words of Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof, “To life, to life, l’chaim.” Thus, raise a glass and drink up what a special year this is going to be for all of us!

Happy New Year!

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Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

https://youtu.be/dAh8yhtb8CM
Christmas is a time of a joy, so let’s fill today and every day with as much joy as Donny & Marie bring to the world!
Merry Christmas to you and yours from me and mine!

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