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Happy Friday the 13th!
April 13th, 2018 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDPPmv9q-g0

I know Friday the 13th is supposed to be bad luck, but those movies always brought me joy. I love cheesy horror films with crazy deaths, and this series knew how to do it right.

Instead of my normal mashup of all of the death from the franchise, I decided to post my two favorites. They have one thing in common, decapitations. I know I lost my head laughing during these scenes and I hope you do too.

On this special day, put your hockey masks and party like it is Friday the 13…which it is.

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Happy April Fool’s Day!
April 1st, 2018 under Fast Food, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXf2ct7C2fQ
Today is my birthday and Burger King was very cruel to me. They announced that they are making a chocolate Whopper, but it is all a mean joke. Even though it sounds divine.

What is in it? The chocolate cake bun covers a flame-grilled chocolate patty drenched with raspberry syrup, topped with white chocolate rings, candied blood oranges, milk chocolate leaves and vanilla frosting. My mouth is so wet now and I want it.

They should release it on a trial bias just to see how it goes. Don’t you agree?

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Happy Easter!
April 1st, 2018 under Miley Cyrus, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Happy Easter! May you have a spanking good time like Miley Cyrus! Enjoy all the Peeps, chocolate bunnies and Cadbury eggs.

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Happy St Patrick’s Day!
March 17th, 2018 under Jerry O'Connell/Rebecca Romijn, SOW Greetings, Wendy Williams. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT0iENRUuUg#action=share
Get your St Paddy’s on today by doing an Irish dance like the one that Jerry O’Connell did with the O’Rourke Irish Dancers of Westchester on the Wendy Williams Show yesterday.

Hopefully the luck of the Irish will bestow O’Connell because he has proven that he is the talk show host we desperately need on our televisions.

On a St Patrick’s Day note, have a great one and make sure not to drink and drive after too much partying.

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Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2018 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


I wish you and yours a very happy, healthy and amorous New Year!

In Judaism, the number 18 is a very special number because it spells out (חַי) chai which means life. So in the words of Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof, “To life, to life, l’chaim.” Thus, raise a glass and drink up what a special year this is going to be for all of us!

Happy New Year!

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