Back when Snooki was doing Jersey Shore, she never would show off her belly. Well now that she is a mom, she loves to show off her post-pregnancy figure. Who knew motherhood would be the thing that would get her into shape she is in now?
Snooki posted these pictures of herself and said, “Super hero bratz doll ready to frolic 💃💃”. But when I saw those photos, all I could think is that her hair is now bigger than her. Seriously she is more hair and platforms than she is a person. What happened to the girl we knew on Jersey Shore?
Snooki was a guest on Anderson Cooper’s show yesterday and she brought out some of her breast milk in a glass for him to try. The host of Anderson Live will travel the world and risk his life to get the story, but he draws the line when it comes to drinking anything that comes out of a woman.
Snooki and JWOWW were on Conan O’Brien’s talk show yesterday and the TBS host asked them about their eyelashes. So the two Jersey Shorers asked if they could put a pair on him and he agreed. Once they were on, I was oddly attracted to him. He just looks so sexy with the longer black lashes and I hope that he decides to wear them every nightl! Didn’t they make such a difference on him!
BTW I also love how JWOWW said something that disgusted Conan so much he had to walk away and stare in to the ocean of lost dreams.
Snooki Tweeted this picture of JWOWW and her and all I could think is that she is trying to breastfeed from her BFF. There is a time and a place for the duck face and then there is a time and place where it isn’t. The isn’t is when your mouth is level with your friend’s boob like in this picture.
But then again it could just be Snooki missing her son Lorenzo so this is her way of substituting for that.
