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More of Snooki than you ever wanted to see!
December 13th, 2012 under Snooki, VH1/MTV. [ Comments: none ]

The second season trailer Snooki & JWOWW is out and look likes we are going to see her give birth to Lorenzo. I don’t know about you, but I would rather see her do a cartwheel with no underwear again than that. Is nothing private?


Guess what color Snooki dyed her hair?
November 12th, 2012 under Snooki, VH1/MTV. [ Comments: 1 ]

Are you blue that Snooki changed her black locks or will you be tickled pink or maybe she is going to find out if blondes do have more fun? To see her new look then click here!


Snooki donates her clothes to victims of Hurricane Sandy!
November 1st, 2012 under Snooki, VH1/MTV. [ Comments: none ]

On Monday Hurricane Sandy changed the Jersey Shore forever and one of the people that made the place notorious is giving back to those who suffered loss from the storm. Snooki Tweeted, “Cleaning my closet today to donate clothes and whatever I can do the victims affected by sandy! I’m comin with clothes!!!!” I have to wonder haven’t the people on the East Coast suffered enough.
Sorry she made it too easy. Seriously though I respect her for donating not only clothes to the recovery, but also money. Being mom has changed her for the better!


Snooki is a mother
August 26th, 2012 under Snooki, VH1/MTV. [ Comments: none ]

Turns out Snooki’s beer belly was really baby because the Jersey Shorer gave birth to a son this morning. Not letting a little thing like giving birth stop her from Tweeting, she Tweeted the announcement by saying “I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE’S MY WORLD! ❤” She then followed up with, “Being a mom is an amazing feeling!!! I love my little man to death! Jionni is such a cute dad. @JLaValle”
MTV is so elated with the first member of Jersey Shore 2.0 that they issued this statement, “We couldn’t be happier for Nicole and Jionni on the healthy delivery of their baby boy! We look forward to Lorenzo’s first trip to the Jersey Shore and can’t wait to see his first animal print onesie.”
I wonder when his first tanning appointment will be? And how long it will be until The Situation starts working out with the little Guido, so that he can lose those extra few ounces and get rock hard abs like him? And if it is too soon to talk to him about getting his own show on MTV Jr?


Snooki is having her son circumcised so he can get laid
July 20th, 2012 under Jimmy Kimmel, Snooki, VH1/MTV. [ Comments: 15 ]

Snooki was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the host asked her if she plans on having her son circumcised when he is born. She said, “I definitely want him circumcised because then I feel he won’t get laid. The Jersey Shorer then added, “I want him to have a normal pen!s.” Only Snooki would think of her son’s future sex ability before he even leaves her womb. But you know what she is right and smart to do it because us girls like 10% off of everything.
Another thing she was smart about is now that she has stopped drinking, she realizes why people are so annoyed with her. Hopefully she will remember that after she has her son with a normal looking pen!s.
And Kimmel wants that baby to look normal in her world, so he got the baby a Fisher Price GTL set. I can’t wait to get that for my friends’ kid.


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