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Everybody Hurts Simon Cowell
January 22nd, 2010 under American Idol 9+, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


Simon Cowell announced he is working on a charity song for the people of Haiti like Bob Geldof did with Band-Aid back in the ’80s and now we know what song they are going to cover…REM’s Everybody Hurts according to SkyNews. Out of all the songs ever recorded, why this one? I am not saying I don’t love this song, but I have personally always associated this song with death because I remember hearing it when my friend’s brother died and it sounds like a suicide prevention song to me. According to Wikipedia Peter Buck wrote this in the linear notes for their greatest hits, “the reason the lyrics are so atypically straightforward is because it was aimed at teenagers,” and he added, “I’ve never watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but the idea that high school is a portal to hell seems pretty realistic to me.” Does that sound like the right song to raise money for Haiti with? I mean if you read the lyrics it can work, but it is just such a depressing song. I am sure I am not the only person who associates this song with suicide prevention?
BTW here is who is going to be part of the cover, Mika, Leona Lewis, Michael Buble, JLS, Rod Stewart, Will Young, Joe McElderry, N-Dubz, Robbie Williams, Coldplay, Take That and Sir Paul McCartney.
Finally I really hope that Simon Cowell throws a lot of money Haiti’s way and doesn’t just work on this song. If anyone has money to give it is him.

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Simon Cowell quits American Idol for X-Factor
January 11th, 2010 under American Idol 9+, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


Simon Cowell announced today at the Fox Winter TCA press tour day that this will be his last season on American Idol because he will be back on Fox in 2011 with his hit UK show The X-Factor according to The Live Feed. I think that Fox is making a huge mistake by letting Simon leave American Idol because without him I am not sure I will want to watch. It will kind of be like how I have been watching So You Think You Can Dance, DVR the show and fast forward through whatever the Judges have to say. I mean when was the last time Randy Jackson and/or Kara DioGuardi said anything that was useful or interesting? And when it comes to Ellen DeGeneres she better do a sh!tload better job than she did when she was on SYTYCD because if I want to hear cheesey one-liners I will go to a bar in a tight low cut shirt with my cleavage showing and let the guys do that. Wow just writing that last paragraph, I am not sure I even want to watch American Idol this season and it starts up tomorrow.
When it comes to X-Factor, I am not sure I will want to watch another competition show where we have to pick a winner. I am seriously thinking of cleaning out my DVR and getting rid of a few them when they come back on and I am sure I am not the only one. I mean in a year and half from now won’t most of us be talent showed out?
The one positive thing is at least Simon Cowell won’t be getting the rumored $40 million a year to do AI if he stayed because in these times no one is worth that amount of money. Do you know how many families could live off of that amount of money?

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Simon Cowell is still front and center at American Idol!
January 6th, 2010 under American Idol 9+, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


Fox has released this promo picture of the American Idol Judges and Simon Cowell is still front and center. I wonder whose idea it was to place him there and Ellen Degeneres and Ryan Seacrest behind him and those other two Judges at the ends where our eyes will not focus on them. I really thought they would make Ellen the center of attention, so it is nice to see that didn’t. Even though she is a big name, the show is still Simon’s…at least for this season.
So are you ready for the show to start up again on the 12th?

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Simon Cowell has the worst and Peter Andre has the best
December 10th, 2009 under American Idol 1-5, Bad Hair, Jordan/Peter Andre/Harvey, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


(photo from WireImage)

Brylcreem has announced their Best and Worst Celebrity Hairstyle Awards for the year and according to New Magazine Peter Andre has the best hair while Simon Cowell has the worst.

Best Celebrity Hair 2009
1. Peter Andre
2. Robert Pattinson
3. Jenson Button
4. Jamie Archer
5. Declan Donnelly
6. Mark Owen
7. Stuart Manning
8. Aston Merrygold
9. Jedward
10. Robbie Williams

Worst Celebrity Hair 2009
1. Simon Cowell
2. Russell Brand
3. Gordon Brown
4. Jimmy White
5. Louis Walsh
6. Andy Murray
7. Piers Morgan
8. David Cameron
9. Alex Reid
10. Ant McPartlin

I wonder if Simon will finally do something different with his hair do that he has had forever, now that he has earned the title worst hairstyle? How did Simon Cowell lose out to Russell Brand because at least the American Idol judge uses brush unlike Katy Perry’s boyfriend. And when it comes to Peter who knew leaving Jordan would do wonders for his hair and for Alex Reid dating her would do the opposite. BTW how didn’t David Beckham not make both lists because he has both good and bad hairstyles.

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Could Paula Abdul be Simon Cowell’s X-Factor?
September 23rd, 2009 under American Idol 9+, Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]


Simon Cowell is in talks with Fox to bring his show X-Factor to the US according to The Hollywood Reporter. Simon’s American Idol contract is up this year and part of what they say he is negoitiating with Fox is not only that he would stay on Idol for 2 years, but that they would also add X-Factor to the lineup. The reality show mogul would make a rumored $50 million a season each for both shows. (I’m sorry, but WTF does someone need to earn $100 million a season for? And I do mean him too. No one in the world is worth that amount of money.) Now back to X-Factor, THR is also reporting that Paula Abdul is a candidate to Judge the show if Fox picks it up. Oh wait dealing with Paula again might be the reason why he is asking for that much money!

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