Ever wonder how Simon Cowell seems to glow like a cheesy picture of Jesus? Well now it looks like we might have found his secret. Daily Mail posted these pictures of the King of Mean with three lights positioned in front of him to give him that glow that makes him look a pregnant woman.
Too bad he can’t find a light that would hide his moobs because those things are so distracting to me.
Fame Pictures
Simon Cowell is on vacation in the Barbados and I thought he was wearing one of his usual tight black shirts on the beach. Then when I looked closer, I realized that he wasn’t wearing a shirt but instead it was his hairy chest. Whoops!
BTW I love how his moobs and him think that they have The X Factor when they see two pretty woman walking by. Wonder if he made it through to next round…their hotel room?
Yesterday on The X Factor Nicole Scherzinger sang her song Pretty on the show. When it was done Steve Jones asked Simon Cowell what he thought of it and since he was sitting in her seat, he had some pretty words for her. He said, “I believe in you, you believe in me. You transcend the universe, G-d is smiling on you. Life is a waterfall, and you are the ultimate rainbow!” She didn’t get that he was being sarcastic and told him that what he said was beautiful. But let’s be real, he was him totally getting his revenge on her for all the stupid things she has said and done this season on the Fox show.
Simon Cowell Tweeted the above picture and said, “Everyone is laughing at my new car. But I love it and it glows in the dark!” Not only am I laughing at him like the other people, I really want to know how he fit his huge ego in it. Maybe his Smart car is like a clown car, you don’t know how they got all of those clowns in their but somehow they did.
Yesterday on NBC’s Late Night Simon Cowell told Jimmy Fallon that he loves Jersey Shore. Never in a million years would I have believed it, had I not heard the words come out of his mouth. The King of Mean said, “I love Jersey Shore, I mean, I really like these people. I love them. So I said ‘we got to go to New Jersey because I want to find somebody with a bit of attitude.'”
After hearing him saying that, I say f*ck The X Factor and give him a show where he needs to find the next cast for Jersey Shore. That show will totally grenade his current Fox one. You know you would totally watch and that show would be the one that is bigger than Idol!
