Simon Cowell is preparing for the second season of The X Factor yesterday and he Tweeted an idea I am totally down with. The King of Mean said, “Maybe the winner of @TheXFactorUSA this yr should compete with winner of The Voice & Idol in a super final. Just a thought. I’d be up for it” Throw in America’s Got Talent, Nashville Star, The Sing-Off and whatever other singing show I am forgetting about and I would totally watch. Especially if the three male coaches from The Voice (Blake Shelton, Adam Levine and CeeLo Green) were joined by Cowell on the judging panel and Ryan Seacrest hosted the show. Seriously it could air the last week May sweeps and it would get killer ratings.
The only person who is against it, is Nigel Lythgoe who Tweeted, “@simoncowell suggests the IDOL winner should take on the voice and x-factor winners. The problem is the Idol winner will be a star by then.” Yeah just like the person who won last year and the year before that and the year before that stop when you get to Carrie Underwood who was the last true star to come from Fox’s first singing competition. He then went on to say the show put out more stars than any other reality show. That is because it has been on the longest. I guess Nigel is blinded by the light of reality reflecting off of his huge capped teeth.
Ever wonder how Simon Cowell seems to glow like a cheesy picture of Jesus? Well now it looks like we might have found his secret. Daily Mail posted these pictures of the King of Mean with three lights positioned in front of him to give him that glow that makes him look a pregnant woman.
Too bad he can’t find a light that would hide his moobs because those things are so distracting to me.
Fame Pictures
Simon Cowell is on vacation in the Barbados and I thought he was wearing one of his usual tight black shirts on the beach. Then when I looked closer, I realized that he wasn’t wearing a shirt but instead it was his hairy chest. Whoops!
BTW I love how his moobs and him think that they have The X Factor when they see two pretty woman walking by. Wonder if he made it through to next round…their hotel room?
Yesterday on The X Factor Nicole Scherzinger sang her song Pretty on the show. When it was done Steve Jones asked Simon Cowell what he thought of it and since he was sitting in her seat, he had some pretty words for her. He said, “I believe in you, you believe in me. You transcend the universe, G-d is smiling on you. Life is a waterfall, and you are the ultimate rainbow!” She didn’t get that he was being sarcastic and told him that what he said was beautiful. But let’s be real, he was him totally getting his revenge on her for all the stupid things she has said and done this season on the Fox show.
Simon Cowell Tweeted the above picture and said, “Everyone is laughing at my new car. But I love it and it glows in the dark!” Not only am I laughing at him like the other people, I really want to know how he fit his huge ego in it. Maybe his Smart car is like a clown car, you don’t know how they got all of those clowns in their but somehow they did.
