Yesterday on The X Factor Nicole Scherzinger sang her song Pretty on the show. When it was done Steve Jones asked Simon Cowell what he thought of it and since he was sitting in her seat, he had some pretty words for her. He said, “I believe in you, you believe in me. You transcend the universe, G-d is smiling on you. Life is a waterfall, and you are the ultimate rainbow!” She didn’t get that he was being sarcastic and told him that what he said was beautiful. But let’s be real, he was him totally getting his revenge on her for all the stupid things she has said and done this season on the Fox show.
Simon Cowell Tweeted the above picture and said, “Everyone is laughing at my new car. But I love it and it glows in the dark!” Not only am I laughing at him like the other people, I really want to know how he fit his huge ego in it. Maybe his Smart car is like a clown car, you don’t know how they got all of those clowns in their but somehow they did.
Yesterday on NBC’s Late Night Simon Cowell told Jimmy Fallon that he loves Jersey Shore. Never in a million years would I have believed it, had I not heard the words come out of his mouth. The King of Mean said, “I love Jersey Shore, I mean, I really like these people. I love them. So I said ‘we got to go to New Jersey because I want to find somebody with a bit of attitude.'”
After hearing him saying that, I say f*ck The X Factor and give him a show where he needs to find the next cast for Jersey Shore. That show will totally grenade his current Fox one. You know you would totally watch and that show would be the one that is bigger than Idol!
Simon Cowell returned to Britain’s Got Talent tonight and boy did he make an entrance. The media mogul was elevated to the stage surrounded by smoke as the Superman theme played and he was just as smug as ever. Would we have it any other way?
Then he took his seat among the other three judges and the hosts teased him about Cheryl Cole being fired on the US version of The X Factor. Ant and Dec (since I don’t know which is which) said to him, “Can you understand my accent?” Referring to that is the “reason why” she was let go. Simon blew it off with a smile by saying, “Am I missing something here? I just got back, what’s been going on?” Nice way to avoid the question that everyone has been waiting to hear about for a week on both sides of the pond. Seriously why hasn’t Fox or him said anything about it yet???
But back to Mr Mean, his best line came later on when the hosts asked him if he planned on using his buzzer a lot during the semi-finals. The former-American Idol judge said, “I think I am going to be using my left hand a lot tonight.” Once he realized what he said could be interrupted a different way, he had a big laugh and I even think he blushed a little.
I wish he would be as naughty and quick witted here in The States when he returns to the judging table in the fall on Fox because that is the Simon Cowell I love. Seriously after watching his appearance in his home country, doesn’t it seem like he is holding back in his adopted one?
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Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul were promoting The X Factor at the Fox Upfronts and I have to wonder if the media mogul has something to us about what he has going on with Paula Abdul’s nose? Seriously what is up with the way he is playing with her snout? I have never seen an adult do that to someone that wasn’t under the age of 5.
I guess you can say he nose what he is doing with her schnoz. Nyuck, nyuck!
