If Simon Cowell isn’t wearing a black T-Shirt that isn’t as least two sizes too small or no shirt at all, then he is wearing a something that shows off his hairy cleavage. All I have to say to all of those looks is that none of them have the X Factor. I know he thinks he is a Right Said Fred song, but I don’t know anyone else who does. Do you think he is as sexy as only he knows it?
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Simon Cowell was caught by the paps coming out of a hotel in London and I never realized until now how much he is starting to look like Fred Flintstone. Seriously doesn’t he look like the animated caveman?
If the King of Mean ever donned that orange and black shirt dress, I would promise to watch every episode of The X Factor from that point on and only say positive things about the singing competition.
When it gets cold outside most men suffer from shrinkage, but not Simon Cowell. His nipples get harder than a diamond! As witnessed yesterday during Conan’s TBS late night show when we got to see what happens when the lone X Factor judge’s shirt braved the frigid temperatures in LA. Those things could not only take out an eye, they can also get a girl pregnant. So ladies if you see the King of Mean on a cold day, I have one word of advice…run!
Simon Cowell is known for his mouth, but that might be changing with some Words of Wizdumb he got on Thanksgiving. The King of Mean Tweeted, “I went to a thanksgiving party and someone told me to listen rather than talk. You have two ears and one mouth. Very good advice.” Does anyone really think he will actually be able to listen people as compared to critiquing them? I mean he never misses an opportunity to shoot his mouth off about anything and everything. Plus that is his bread and butter, what else does he have? A hairy chest? Moobs? His hair? Tight shirts? Nah, he will stick with what he does best, talking!
Kid Rock was on Howard Stern‘s radio show yesterday and he said he wants to punch Simon Cowell in the face. Pamela Anderson’s ex said he is sick of The X Factor judge acting like he is the best A&R guy in the world, so he wants to physically show him he feels about it. So far the two have never met, and I kind of hope they do soon. Is it wrong I want to see if Rock will actually make his words a reality? I doubt he would, but you never know. So Simon let’s find out if he is serious and have him on your Fox singing competition before the season ends. It would greatly improve the ratings because people would tune in to see what/if anything he would do to you when he meets you in person. My gut says he will like you so much that you will go out for a drink afterwards and become fast friends, but then again I could be wrong.
