Simon Cowell was on
The Tonight Show yesterday and Jay Leno bought a present for his guest’s future son. That gift was a mini-version of what the King of Mean wears almost all the time. You know, faded jeans, a white T-shirt and sunglasses. As soon as The X Factor coach saw the items, he said the baby Tee was in his size and then tried on the baby sunglasses. Believe it or not the shades were able to fit over his huge ego, I mean on his huge head.
I feel bad for Simon Jr because you know his pops is going to try to wear all of his clothes. And that includes the diapers because he is getting up there in age. Just joking, Simon. Or am I?
