Simon Cowell was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jay Leno bought a present for his guest’s future son. That gift was a mini-version of what the King of Mean wears almost all the time. You know, faded jeans, a white T-shirt and sunglasses. As soon as The X Factor coach saw the items, he said the baby Tee was in his size and then tried on the baby sunglasses. Believe it or not the shades were able to fit over his huge ego, I mean on his huge head.
I feel bad for Simon Jr because you know his pops is going to try to wear all of his clothes. And that includes the diapers because he is getting up there in age. Just joking, Simon. Or am I?
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As we all know Simon Cowell’s T-Shirts are always at least one size too small on him and now we are seeing exactly how tiny they are before he puts them on for the first time. No wonder they never fit him, that shirt is made for baby and not for an adult like him.
Simon Cowell is going to be a dad and his close friend’s wife, Lauren Silverman, is the one who’s pregnant with his future idol. But the story has even more of an X Factor because Us Weekly says that the married woman, who is about 10 weeks along, is leaving her husband to have his love child. The source said, “Lauren and Andrew have been unhappy in their marriage for some time, and their divorce has been in the works for a while. As their marriage deteriorated, she and Simon became close.” With friends like that, who needs enemies?
BTW no word who will be breastfeeding the baby because we know he has bigger moobs than most women. At least it looks that way in the tight shirts he always wears.
Richard and Adam Johnson were singing on Britain’s Got Talent tonight when violinist Natalie Holt stood up and walked to the front and center of the stage to throw some eggs at Simon Cowell. She was escorted off of the stage, but only after getting a few good hits in. Something she now regrets according to a statement received by Daily Mail, she said “I want to apologise to Richard and Adam for overshadowing their performance. I’ve never done anything like this before and in hindsight I have realised it was a silly thing to do.” Yes it was, but it was also a long time coming.
Sadly though the cameras remained on the singers, so we didn’t see his reaction until after they hit their final note. When we finally did see his reaction, he was as calm as a hard boiled egg. Which kind of upsets me because I would love to see him be all scrambled by it.
Hopefully things will be sunny side up for the two singers because they say they had nothing to do with leaving King of Mean with egg on his face.
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I know in the late ’70s it was sexy to wear your shirt unbuttoned, but that was over the 30 years ago and Simon Cowell really needs to button up. Does anyone really want to see his hairy chest? And to make matters worse, he isn’t wearing any underwear. An image I will never get out of my head whenever I look at him from now on.
There is nothing positive about what he is wearing, can you say something nice about it?
