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I am sure you have heard that Marvel’s Inhumans on ABC is awful, and you heard right. When you think of shows based on comic books, you think of them to have a some what of a fun feel and even maybe a little simple. If you know what I mean? Marvel’s Inhuman’s is so pretentious that it makes you want to fall asleep. That and you want the King to open his mouth and kill everyone with his powerful voice. It would be a mercy killing for anyone who decides to watch this boring show that makes superheroes, super zeroes.
On Attilan, there are 2 groups of people, ones with powers and ones without. King Black Bolt (Anson Mount) voice is so powerful, it kill people. Therefore, he does not speak. His brother, Maximus (Iwan Rheon), has no powers and he wants to be King. He decides that is time for the powerless people to be in power. Therefore, he organizes a coup.
Just as Maximus is about to imprison his brother, his sister-in-law Medusa (Serinda Swan) and Medusa’s sister Crystal (Isabelle Cornish), Crystal’s dog Lockjaw transports them all to different parts of Hawaii and now they have to find each other in this strange land. Once they are reunited, they will need to go back to Attilan and reclaim what is rightfully theirs.
You know those pompous shows about the Bible that they think they are better than the average viewer? Well that is Inhumans. It is so pompous that you will be bored by the first half hour. I will say something positive about it, Lockjaw needs his own spinoff. Now that is a show I would watch and suggest that you watch too unlike this one.
Then over on Fox at 8p, Hell’s Kitchen is back as are several of the past contestants. That is because this season, it is All Stars one. The contestants vying to work for Gordon Ramsay’s latest restaurant are Giovanni Filippone and Benjamin Walanka from season 5, Vincent Hurd from season 6, Benjamin Knack from season 7, Elise Harris and Jennifer Normant from season 9, Robyn Almodovar, Dana Cohen and Barbie Marshall from season 10, Nicholas Peters Bond, Milly Medley, Michelle Tribble and Joshua Trovato from season 14, and Jared Bobkin, Ashley Nickell and Amanda Palomino from season 15.
Does having been a contestant on the show beforehand, make it easier or harder for them? Just because they know what is coming, does not mean they are prepared for it? Plus, they are not as young as they used to be and that is going to make things very difficult for at least one contestant. Also have the contestants learned from the past experience that being the team a$$hole is a bad thing? If they did, then what fun would that be.
In fact, it is gets so good, that I am pissed that Fox only sent out the first two episodes to review because the third looks like it is going to be so bad that it will be great!
Over on Syfy at 9p, it is time for Z Nation. The episode starts off with Warren (Kellita Smith) waking up from a coma, 2 years after the season finale. The only person from her past that is there is Murphy (Keith Allan) and he has been cured. His blood has also cured everyone in the dream place that they are living in called Zona. There are no Zombies and it seems like the perfect place to live forever, but how long can anything remain perfect when you are living during a Zombie apocalypse?
What about Doc (Russell Hodgkinson), 10K (Nat Zang) and Red (Natalie Jongjaroenlarp)? Murphy thinks they are dead, but they are still fighting Zombies that are evolving into something harder to kill. Then there is Lucy (Cora M. Abdallah), everyone is looking for her, but will they be able to find her? How old is she now? You will just have to watch to see! That and a happy Murphy! Who would have thought that was possible?
I will be honest, I gave up the show last season because I did not like where it was going. When Syfy sent out the first four episodes for season 4, I said I would give it try. The show is back and as good as it was the first two seasons. Thus, I am glad I did. Z Nation is back from the dead, just like a…Zombie!
San Diego Comic-Con is already a memorable weekend as it is, but how would you like to make it unforgettable? Syfy is giving you the chance because they are asked Orlando Jones to get ordained so that he can perform pop-up nuptials throughout the weekend.
Think of the story you can tell your grandchildren on how you said your I dos? It could be like, “I was dressed as Luke Skywalker and she was Princess Leia, we were surrounded by other Cosplayers as the Dumbass from The Book of Love married us.” How special is that story? Make it happen and tell me all about it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCChlDtb2AE
If you needed another reason to watch the sequel to Lavalantula, Syfy just gave us a huge one in this trailer for 2 Lava 2 Lantula. Michael Winslow aka The Man of 10,000 Sound Effects and Steve Guttenberg will be acting together again in it. That’s right, Larvell Jones and Carey Mahoney will once again suit up in their blue uniforms, almost a third of a century after they joined the Police Academy. You know it would be nice to see them with Hightower (Bubba Smith) and Tackleberry (David Graf) again, but their absence gives us something to look forward to in the third movie.
But before we get a third one, we have to watch the second telenmovie on August 6th. I know I will be tuning in to see the bigger, hotter and nastier spiders that spew lava!
Nick Carter is trying his hand at screenwriting tonight at 8p in the Syfy original movie Dead 7. It is a Zombie movie mixed in with the Old West and you throw in a whole bunch of ’90s Boy Banders. What do you get? The perfect mix of total awesomeness.
It has been several decades since the Zombie virus started in a copper mine, which is why they are called Copper Heads. It would be one thing if it was the Walking Alive vs the Walking Dead, but it is not. Apocolypta (Debra Wilson) wants to be leader of the human race and she has created a Zombie Army to kill anyone that stands in her way. Jack (Nick Carter) and his gang decide it is time to take her down, but that is easier said than done. They have come up with a plan to stop her, but at what cost? Will they make it out alive or deadish.
Dead 7 is wild ride where you can tell that everyone is having a blast. BSB’s AJ McLean and *NSYNC’s Joey Fatone are having the wildest time of them all. Wilson is extremely scary as Apocolypta, so much so you will never look at the MadTV actress the same way. O-Town’s Erik-Michael Estrada nails it as the Samurai Zombie Killer. And then there is Nick Carter, who has proven he has a career in more than singing. Now having said that, he better not say bye, bye, bye to the Backstreet Boys anytime soon.
Oh and there is blood, lots and lots of blood.
If you are looking for a rip roaring Zombie movie, then tune in to Dead 7 tonight. I promise you will think it is a hoot.
The first trailer is out for Nick Carter’s Dead 7 that debuts on April 1st (my birthday) and I think this a bigger joke than me. Only I can say that!
The Syfy movie is written and stars Carter, and it also includes a lot his friends from the ’90s. Those Boy Band members are Howie Dorough and AJ McLean from Backstreet Boys, Jeff Timmons from 98 Degrees, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick from *NSYNC, Jacob Underwood, Trevor Penick, Erik-Michael Estrada and Dan Miller from O-Town, Delious Kennedy from All-4-One, Art Alexakis from Everclear, Tommy McCarthy from No Authority, Adam Griel from Frontstreet Boys and Jon Secada from his own Boy Band. Is this enough to turn these walking dead singers back into superstars? We will have to tune in on April Fool’s Day to find out. But since there hasn’t been a good Zombie movie since the ’90s, I think we can all guess the answer. Yes, I know that Zombieland and Warm Bodies came out since then, but I was trying to make a funny.
