Seth Meyers takes questions from the audience during tapings of Late Night, and a woman wanted to know what was the favorite joke he told from his time on Saturday Night Live.
He did not answer that question. Instead, he told her about “the joke that bombed the hardest during dress [rehearsal].”
What is it? He put his head down in shame and said, “A man in Washington state was arrested for animal cruelty after he was caught having sex with the family dog. Even worse, it was makeup sex.” And then he giggled in his cute little way as the audience moaned.
“The thing I always love about it is how you all groaned at the end,” he explained. “But you kind of like waiting after. After ‘sex with the family dog’, let’s hear him out. We don’t know his reasons yet.”
This was his worst joke, but it was not his only one. His co-anchor, Amy Poehler, would try to tell him not to do certain jokes. He didn’t listen, told them, the audience hated them, and then she would say, “I told you so.”
I would love to know what some of them were. Someone should write a book or release the videos from dress telling or showing all the awful things that didn’t make it all the way to Saturday Night Live, they can call it Saturday Night Dead.
Before Chloe Fineman was doing weird impressions on Saturday Night Live, she debuted her peafowl impression on The Late Show with David Letterman. How cute was the 16-year-old doing whatever that was on that 2004 episode?
Scarlett Johansson hosted the final episode of Saturday Night Live’s 50th season. Even though it was the first time we saw her host this season, she has been a big part of the show this year. That is because she is married to Colin Jost, in case you didn’t know.
Back in December, Jost and Michael Che exchanged jokes during Weekend Update. And the person who paid the biggest price during their jokes was Johansson. Che made his co-anchor say that his wife’s vagina looks like roast beef after giving birth to their son Cosmo.
It was something that shocked her and everyone else who watched. But the Josts stayed quiet. That is until yesterday.
Once again, the two men exchanged jokes that they wrote for the other one, and it was finally time for the couple to get their revenge. So, Scarlett was called out and sat next to Che, so that he could read the apology that Jost had written for his partner to read.
While I laughed out loud several times, I thought the jokes could have been a lot meaner. Maybe next time! Who knows? Maybe someday Che will have a wife that Jost can say something disgusting about. Who am I kidding? That will never happen.
Back in 2022, a very stoned Colin Jost and Pete Davidson bought a Staten Island Ferry for $280,000, and the two Staten Island natives have regretted ever since.
Therefore, they have tried selling it, but so far, there are no buyers. So, Jost has gone to drastic measures to find the boat a new home. Mr. Scarlett Johannsson appeared in a Saturday Night Live sketch, which he never does, begging the cast members to take it off their hands.
It did not work. But maybe someone will see it and take pity on him! Because we have all regretted buying something while we were drunk or high on Amazon! The difference is that we might have spent $280 at most, and not $280,000.
Maybe someone can tell Elon Musk that it can take him to Atlantis so that he will take it off their hands!
As many of you know, Saturday Night Live is on broadcast TV. That means you cannot say the word shit without getting fined, even the show is broadcasting after midnight on a Sunday morning.
However, yesterday that four-letter word was heard during Weekend Update, and not by any of the Not Ready for Primetime Players.
So what happened? Ego Nwodim was pretending to be the host of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Therefore, she was working the audience by roasting the food served at DC’s prom.
Miss Eggy said to the audience, “Cory Booker out here with his filibuster. Shoot, I’ve had my fill of busters. Because these men ain’t what?” And without hesitation the audience replied in unison with, “SHIT!!!”
Michael Che stood up and was like, Oh no, they didn’t. Colin Jost looked in shock and nervously laughed. While Nwodim saw her career flash before her eyes, then she went on with the show. “We’re gonna get fired for that. It’s ‘Worth a damn’, sucker. Y’all gonna pay for that. Lorne [Michaels] goona be mad at y’all,” she lectured them.
There is no word yet on how he reacted. I am sure that in public, he will condone their actions, but behind the scenes, he was laughing with them.
When they go in front of the FTC, all NBC needs to say is that president Donald Trump says it all the time and you don’t fine his fat ass. What is good for the goose (which they will be serving at this year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner) is good for the gander.
