In the first full trailer for Once Upon a Deadpool, the PG-13 version of Deadpool 2, we find out that Fred Savage was kidnapped and that is why he is doing the movie. We thought it was a joke, but turns out it is what really happened.
In an exclusive generic interview with the kid from Princess Bride, he revealed what really happened. Kevin Arnold got a call from Ryan Reynolds asking him to be in the cleaned up film. The child star then asked him why he would want to do that. Before he could get the answer, the next thing he knew was that he woke up on the set. That’s right, he says he was kidnapped.
Teaching us an important lesson, “You just don’t say no to Ryan.” Unless your name is Hugh Jackman.
The squeaky-clean version of Deadpool 2 comes out on December 12th, and Savage said his kids enjoyed it. Maybe because they liked seeing their dad all tied up?
https://youtu.be/X17tyz_Chiw
Before Ryan Reynolds was the coolest guy on campus in Van Wilder, he was the same way in high school in Sabrina the Teenage Witch movie. I forgot how cute and dorky he looked when he was just 19 in that 1996 telemovie.
People asked Hugh Jackman if he would come out of retirement to play Wolverine again in a crossover with Ryan Reynolds. The X-Man said, “I just said, ‘You know, I just don’t think the world really wants to see Deadpool with Wolverine.’ Maybe a cameo from Deadpool? I just think it runs over it for Deadpool.”
Well, when the wise-cracking hero heard this he said, “I see @RealHughJackman is no longer allergic to selfish.” I am siding with the ugliest superhero on this one.
I want a Deadpool/Wolverine standalone movie. Who is with me? Marvel make this happen.
On December 12th, Fox is releasing a PG-13 version of Deadpool. That means no sex, no cursing, no awesome deaths, basically no fun. How do you that when 9/10ths of the movie is left on the cutting room floor?
You bring in Fred Savage, put him in his Princess Bride bedroom and have Deadpool read him a fairytale. Only thing Fred is not a cute kid anymore. Thus, the only way to get him on board is to Misery him.
Now, he is on board. Or should I say his feet are on a board?
UPDATE: Fred Savage explains how they got him to be part of the Christmas movie of this year, “’The only way I’d do a remake of a sequel of a comic book movie is if they kidnapped me and forced me to do it,’” is something I said as a joke. As. A. Joke. #onceuponadeadpool”
Next week, we will get to see Hugh Jackman as disgraced presidential candidate Gary Hart in The Front Runner. There has been some Oscar buzz surrounding him, and Ryan Reynolds is not going to have that.
Therefore Deadpool is trying to kill Wolverine’s chances of getting a major award before him. Thus, he came up with a negative commercial slandering his arch rival. Will it work? We will find out shortly as awards season takes over our lives again.
But in the meantime, watch the ad over and over again, and then go see The Front Runner after you vote on Tuesday!
