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Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s marriage was red hot and now it is ice cold
December 30th, 2011 under Katy Perry, Russell Brand. [ Comments: none ]

Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry today in LA even though neither one in the Continental US. The comedian is home in London and she is on vacation in Hawaii.
TMZ posted the divorce filing that cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for ending his 14 month marriage. He released a statement saying “Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.”
The two had a world wind relationship, they started dating in September of 2009 after meeting again at the VMAs, they were engaged in January of 2010 and then married just over a year after they started dating on October 23, 2010 in India. The two of them spent a lot of time apart while he filmed movies as she toured and worked on her acting career; and I am sure that didn’t help to keep them together.
I was really hoping that they would last because they looked so much in love and they were so cute together.


FX gets Branded, Russell Brand(ed)
December 15th, 2011 under FX, Russell Brand. [ Comments: none ]

FX is taking a big risk and it is a risk I can’t wait to see this spring. The network that has given us Rescue Me, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck, Sons of Anarchy and American Horror Story, is doing a little Nip/Tuck and asking Russell Brand to rescue them with his own talk show. I am sure some people are thinking that is a horror, but it made my day a little more sunny!
Mr Katy Perry will be hosting 6 episodes in front of a live audience where he will talk about current events, politics and pop culture. Who knew he knew anything about current events and politics, but I guess he does. And if he doesn’t know something, he can ask the audience for help because they are a big part of the show.
So what does he say about his first American show that is all his, here is what he said on the press release “I am so excited I’m on the point of climax, in fact I will put the “O” into FX, which spells FOX, which is actually the channel’s real name. That’s the only thing that worries me about all this to be honest. At least I’ll be able to have a Christmas drink with Bill O’Reilly.”
I would love to be a fly on the wall for that meeting and I want to be an audience member for taping.
The best part about this show being on FX is he will be able to push the button further than he can ever dream of on network TV. And I am sure he will push that button harder than anyone ever has before.


Would you let Ordained Minister Russell Brand marry you?
August 3rd, 2011 under Russell Brand. [ Comments: none ]

Russell Brand was doing his stand up in Santa Barbara when a member of the audience asked the Get Him the Greek to perform his wedding ceremony to his fiancee. Well Brand said yes and he performed one of the most unique and most unusual nuptials I have ever seen. I would not want him to be my Ordained Minister, but then again they will be memorable.
Now on what he said, if I were his wife Katy Perry I would tell him that I would give him an orgasmic blow job if he put on some antiperspirant. If he is sweaty there, I don’t even want to think what his pubic area is like. No wonder she hasn’t gone down him after they tied the knot!


Russell Brand thinks Too Close for Comfort’s Lydia Cornell is a porn star
July 8th, 2011 under Lydia Cornell, Russell Brand. [ Comments: 3 ]

Lydia Cornell was interviewing Russell Brand at an event and he thought she was a porn star. Not only that he paid some extra attention to her chest and he got Too Close to Comfort with her boobs. Sorry Mr Katy Perry, she has never done porn but he can watch every weekend on AntennaTV in repeats of Too Close for Comfort (like I do) or he can buy the timeless sitcom on DVD to get his fix of her when the wife is away. Especially since the 48 year old actress (who has a birthday later this month) looks exactly the same as she did when we got to know her on the show back in 1980. Seriously doesn’t she look absolutely amazing?
Oh and make sure to watch the video all the way through because he does one of the grossest things I have ever seen anyone ever do to someone else. That is all I will say because I can’t even believe he did it nor can I talk about it because what it is so shocking.
Finally the reason why the audio is so bad is because someone stole the original videos and the YouTube video was luckily recorded by one of their staff on their iPhone. Thankfully they had the brains to do that or we would’ve missed out on that one-of-a-kind interview.


This is why I eat meat!!!
June 28th, 2011 under Russell Brand. [ Comments: none ]

(photo from Russell Brand’s Twitter)

PETA has named their Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrities of 2011 and Russell Brand and his banana took the title for the guys. If he is the sexiest man on any list, then what it is is not for me. So because he is top of a vegetarian one, I am die hard meat eater! Seriously there has to be a sexier man out there who doesn’t eat meat, right?
BTW while I am completely turned off by the notion, here is what RustyRockets Tweeted about the honor “Thanks for voting me PETA’s sexiest vegetarian now no one will be sure what I mean when I offer them a nut roast.” So ewwww.


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