Russell Brand was doing his stand up in Santa Barbara when a member of the audience asked the Get Him the Greek to perform his wedding ceremony to his fiancee. Well Brand said yes and he performed one of the most unique and most unusual nuptials I have ever seen. I would not want him to be my Ordained Minister, but then again they will be memorable.
Now on what he said, if I were his wife Katy Perry I would tell him that I would give him an orgasmic blow job if he put on some antiperspirant. If he is sweaty there, I don’t even want to think what his pubic area is like. No wonder she hasn’t gone down him after they tied the knot!
