Many celebrities have been asked to sign people’s body parts including women’s breasts, but how many of them can say that they have been asked to autograph a woman’s vajayjay. Well if you are Ron Jeremy, then you’ll be asked to do that and you will happily oblige. BTW I wonder what the P0rn legend used as a pen when he left his mark on Audrina Love‘s underwear???
Hey he has a hard job, but somebody has to do it. Ba da bump!
A few years back Ron Jeremy did a movie called One Eyed Monster and I am still telling people how awesome it is. So when he Tweeted the trailer to his latest movie The Haunted Trailer, I had to check it out. I have no idea what the heck the film is about, but I can’t wait see it when it comes out.
Actually I just read the description on the official film site and I want to see it even more. Here is the plot, “Two goofy hick brothers (Elvis and Aaron), their crazy redneck Momma and sexy sister (Prissy) must exorcise their mobile home of an ancient Demon set free to fulfill the 2012 prophecy, with the help of a low rent TV evangelist named Reverend Wiggems, or the world will end.” Sounds like another classic, don’t you agree.
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Ron Jeremy and James Cameron met up at the DGA Awards and I have wonder what will come out of that strange encounter? I wonder if the man who has made the most pornos and the man who has the two biggest movies of all time were talking about doing a movie together. They could call it Gigantic Titanic!
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Ron Jeremy and Carrot Top came out to celebrate Penn & Teller’s 10 Years At The Rio and I wonder if they came out about something else? By the looks of it Ron Jeremy has given his heart to the comedian and Carrot Top is being carried away by the porn star. Their couple’s name can be Carrot Penis, since carrots are about 10″!!!
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Ron Jeremy might the #1 porn star, but in the non-porn world his career is going down, down, down. I thought it was bad when The Hedgehog did the horrible but enjoyable film One Eyed Monster, but that was nothing compared to this Bigralis ad. How many steroetypes can they do in one ad? And how many races, religions and people can they insult in one commercial. The answer is 5, because besides the four men featured, bad acting has to count for something. Seriously not only is it insulting but that acting makes porn stars look good in that department. OK maybe I went too far with that one.
All that is left to say is oy!
