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Robert Englund gets sexy!
June 7th, 2011 under Robert Englund, Showtime. [ Comments: none ]

Showtime has brought us some of the sexiest shows ever based in the middle ages like The Tudors and The Borgais and now they are bringing us The Dark Ages. After watching the trailer that debuted on Funny or Die for their latest erotic series coming to Show(me)time, I desperately need a shower! When Robert Englund says, “take me”, it was just too much for me to handle. I can’t wait to watch this show with my remote control. If you know what I mean by remote control…
Seriously doesn’t it look like this will be their hottest soft core historical drama to date? Let’s just say The Dark Ages definitely lit my fire!!!


Robert Englund slashes up Bones!
April 15th, 2010 under Bones, Robert Englund. [ Comments: 2 ]

Horror movie icon Robert Englund is going to guest star on tonight’s Bones on Fox at 8p and I can’t wait to see what he does on the show. I have had a crush on him ever since he did Nightmare on Elm Street and V, and I really hope he does some good cuts on tonight’s episode with one knife as compared to the 10 blades he usually dons as Freddy Krueger! He will always be the only Freddy Krueger to me!
Besides the great Robert Englund being on the show, I excited to see Bones at her high school reunion with Booth. I wonder what we will learn about her past Plus she shares a slow dance with Booth and after last week’s show that should be interesting…


The Nightmare on Elm Street 2.0 trailer
February 25th, 2010 under Movies, Robert Englund. [ Comments: none ]

Although this trailer for the sh!tty remake of The Nightmare on Elm Street is better than the teaser that was released a few months ago, I still won’t see that piece of crap. I loved the original series and if Robert Englund isn’t Freddy Krueger I refuse to see it. Plus I hate the look and sound of the new Freddy.
I really wish that Michael Bay’s stupid production company Platinum Dooms, I mean Dunes, would stop remaking horror classics and try to come up with original ones. I saw their remake of Friday the 13th and I thought it was no where as good as the original series including Jason X. In fact I found myself extremely bored with it and thought it sucked balls.
So in short guess where I won’t be on April 30th…seeing that movie.


1, 2 Freddy’s coming for you…Michael Bay
September 28th, 2009 under Movies, Robert Englund. [ Comments: none ]

Screw you Michael Bay and your stupid production company for f*cking up Nightmare on Elm Street. That trailer for the remake looks like sh!t. Katie Cassidy just annoyed the heck out of me. And Jackie Earle Haley sounds nothing like Robert Englund’s Freddy and his voice just wasn’t scary enough. G-d that movie looks like sh!t. Where is Uwe Boll when you need him?
I might be biased because Elm Street was one of the few movies that scared the crap out of me and I used to sleep with a Freddy Krueger doll when I was college, but I don’t think I am and that movie looks like it is going to suck big time.


BTWF roles: Robert Englund in Slashed Dreams
July 2nd, 2009 under Before They Were Famous, Robert Englund. [ Comments: none ]

Before Robert Englund was the only Freddy Krueger I will ever accept in Nightmare on Elm Street slashing people in their dreams, he was in a movie called Slashed Dreams. How amazing is it to see the 27 year old actor in a dramatic role for that 1975 movie. I love Robert Englund and I think this is the first time I have seen him in something other than a horror or Sci Fi movie and he is f*cking brilliant as a dramatic actor too! What an amazing talent.


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