Senator John Kennedy, who looks like he should be working in a funeral home, was on Fox News again. I don’t know what BS he was booked to talk about, but the chyron makes me wish I watched. That is because it reads, “Biological man stunned by inability to nurse.”
Since the words are over his nipples, I think we can all assume it is him that is stunned by this revelation. What do you think?
First Dog of the United States Champ Biden passed away at the age of 13 on Saturday according to his mother, First Lady Jill Biden.
Our hearts are heavy today as we let you all know that our beloved German Shepherd, Champ, passed away peacefully at home. He was our constant, cherished companion during the last is years and was adored by the entire Biden family. Even as Champ’s strength waned in his last months, when we came into a moon he would immediately pull himself up, his tail always wagging, and nuzzle us for an ear scratch or a belly rub. Wherever we were. he wanted to be, and everything was instantly better when he was next to us. He loved nothing more than curling up at our feet in front of a fire at the end of the day, joining us as a comforting presence in meetings, or sunning himself in the White House garden. In his younger days, he was happiest chasing golf balls on the front lawn of the Naval Observatory or racing to catch our grandchildren as they ran around our backyard in Delaware. In our most joyful moments and in our most grief-stricken days, he was there with us, sensitive to our every unspoken feeling and emotion. We love our sweet, good boy and will miss him always.
Champ was adopted when Joe Biden was the Vice President of the United States. Then he had four years of civilian life before he went from Second Dog to the top dog. While his tenor in the White House was short, his memory will live on through his brother Major.
The cicadas are in DC, and one of them came for President Joe Biden. However, he swatted it off of him like it is no big deal.
Had it been Donald Trump, he would have started screaming like a girl as ran around like a chicken with its head cut off. This is the one time I will defend him because I would be doing the same thing.
Too bad not all of us can be as cool as POTUS.
BTW Where was the Secret Service? Shouldn’t they have stopped the bug before it got to the person they are protecting?
President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden are expanding their family. Today on Today, they announced that a cat will be joining them in the White House.
“She is waiting in the wings,” First Lady Biden told Craig Melvin.
How does First Dog Major feel about getting a little sister of the feline persuasion? Mrs. Biden says, “That was part of his training. They [Secret Service] took him into a shelter with cats, and he did fine.”
Major did better with cats than he does with the Secret Service, proving they need to be cattier for him to like them. Major had two allegedbiting incidents at his new home. I still say he is innocent.
We don’t know when the newest addition will be joining the White House, but my cat and I can’t wait to meet her.
President Joe Biden went on a trip today with his wife. When he saw a dandelion in his path, he bent down, picked it up, and gave the flower to his and our First Lady.
A president who loves his wife like that also loves his country the same way. You treat the people around you with as much love as you treat your spouse. Therefore, we know America is in good hands as long as they are in his.
Plus, kids are influenced by what he does. So hopefully, we will have a generation of people who will love their lovers like he loves his.
