Everyone likes to pick on Ted Cruz because he is such a joke in so many many many ways. Why do we like to pick on him because he is such a douche? Douches think they are funny when they make fun of others. Today he made fun of White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki by calling her Peppermint Patty.
During the daily briefing, a reporter thought she should ask her about that instead of about the heinous attack that Russia is doing to Ukraine.
How did Psaki react? She told the reporter. “Don’t tell him I like Peppermint Patty. So I am not going to take it too offensively. Senator Cruz, I like Peppermint Patty. I am a little tougher than that.”
Cruz reminds me of a Peanuts character too. Doesn’t he remind you of the ugly, useless dust that follows Pig Pen and never goes away?
Jill Biden knows the way to Sesame Street, so she went to visit Elmo and his new puppy Tango. The First Lady got along with them so smashingly that she told them, “Commander and I are ready for a game of fetch on the South Lawn anytime!”
I can’t wait for their doggy playdate!
I love having love and animals back in the White House! It says more about how the First Family is running the country than anything else.
President Joe Biden is going to appear in an NBC interview before the Super Bowl on Sunday. And his brand new puppy Commander is going to make his debut during the more important game with his mother, First Lady Jill Biden.
Together the two of them are going to be on Puppy Bowl XVIII with a special message about love the day before Valentine’s Day. “Valentine’s Day is one of my favorite holidays because it is all about love,” FLOTUS said. “What’s so wonderful about having pets is that they bring us unconditional love, joy, and comfort every day.”
That they are. And I am so grateful that we have a dog and a cat in the White House again. It says a lot about a person if they own a pet and how they treat them. The Bidens are very loving to their fur babies, and they are running the country the same way.
Puppy Bowl XVIII airs on Animal Planet and Discovery+ on Sunday. Who cares about Rams and Bangles when you have puppies? Go puppies!
Peter Doocy better watch out because Jen Psaki is not the only one with sharp claws in the White House. That is because Jill Biden announced that there is a new cat at 1600 Penn, and the 2-year-old tabby is named Willow.
The First Lady and the First Cat are old friends. “Willow made quite an impression on Dr. Biden in 2020 when she jumped up on the stage and interrupted her remarks during a campaign stop,” Michael LaRosa, press secretary for the first lady, said. “Seeing their immediate bond, the owner of the farm knew that Willow belonged with Dr. Biden.”
Willow is a smart kitty because she found herself living in the best home in America. Even if she has to put up with the First Dog Commander. I am sure Willow has already shown the German Sheppard who is the real First Animal of the United States!
My cat wanted me to tell you that she is even happier now that I voted for President Joe Biden. She gives him two paws up because she thinks he is purrfect!
There is a new Commander in the White House, and he is a Biden. That is because President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden adopted another German Shepard, and he has already moved in.
Earlier this year, they lost their best friend Champ, and Major has not been adapting to his new surroundings. Because of the latter, POTUS and FLOTUS made a difficult decision. “After consulting with dog trainers, animal behaviorists, and veterinarians, the First Family has decided … it would be safest for Major to live in a quieter environment with family friends,” FLOTUS’s press secretary Michael LaRose said. “This is not in reaction to any new or specific incident, but rather a decision reached after several months of deliberation as a family and discussions with experts.”
I normally hate when people discard animals, but in this case, I understand why they made that heart-wrenching choice.
There is more animal news. According to The New York Times’ Katie Rogers, the Bidens are also getting a cat. Peter Doocy better watch because there is someone who will show him what it really means to be catty.
