Everyone likes to pick on Ted Cruz because he is such a joke in so many many many ways. Why do we like to pick on him because he is such a douche? Douches think they are funny when they make fun of others. Today he made fun of White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki by calling her Peppermint Patty.
During the daily briefing, a reporter thought she should ask her about that instead of about the heinous attack that Russia is doing to Ukraine.
How did Psaki react? She told the reporter. “Don’t tell him I like Peppermint Patty. So I am not going to take it too offensively. Senator Cruz, I like Peppermint Patty. I am a little tougher than that.”
Cruz reminds me of a Peanuts character too. Doesn’t he remind you of the ugly, useless dust that follows Pig Pen and never goes away?
