The White House has been missing a lot of things since January 22, 2017. Things like sanity, heart, class, and animals.
Well, dogs all over the United States of America want to be back in the People’s House. Therefore, they got together and made a barktastic commercial supporting Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Canines can smell a kind-hearted person, and they can smell it on the former-Vice President.
Biden has two German Shepards. Champ, who was adopted in 2008, when he was still in office, and Major, who rescued ten years later. They say those who own animals are kinder, more caring souls. Let’s put someone with a soul back at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
It would be nice if the sign on the gate read beware of dog, instead of beware of president.
While that’s how I feel about this arfdorable ad, my cat feels differently. She meowed, “Not to be catty, but where is our ad?” If someone at the Biden campaign sees this, she would like to be a supporter in your next advertisement with kitties. Cats are animals too!
Seriously, be a good boy and good girl, and vote on November 3rd. I don’t want to send the hounds after you. Although, the hounds I would send would be loving pups. The ones Donald Trump would be the hell hounds that have been circling him since the day he was born.
Michelle Obama is debuting a podcast tomorrow on Spotify, but I think she should do a vodcast to show off her sexy legs. Look at those gams on the 56-year-old lady. They put the lady in First Lady. I don’t know what that means either.
Seriously, I miss having a First Lady who was naturally va-va-voom. Unlike the one we have now that is made out of plastic. The current one couldn’t pose like that because she only knows how to be fake. Plus, it is hard to sit like that when you have a broomstick up your butt. That is what happens when you stop short.
It is not about her. It is about Michelle Obama, who is showing us how to be best as she chats with her husband, Barack Obama. It is going to be nice to hear them playfully talk to each other. I wonder what they will reveal in their not so secret chat. I guess we will have to tune in tomorrow to find out. I can’t wait!
Nassau County Executive Laura Curran was giving an update on coronavirus regulations to her residents, and she was left was blushing as the press was laughing with her. Something the hard-hit county desperately needed.
The official was giving instructions in a press conference on how the residents will be able to resume playing tennis again. She explained that everyone must bring their tennis balls from home when they take a court. However, she forgot to say “tennis” before some of the guidelines, and that is when it got good. She instructed them that, “You can kick their balls, but you can’t touch them.” Those are the exact same rules my dad told me when I started dating!
— The Late Late Show with James Corden (@latelateshow) April 22, 2020
Joe Biden was on The Late Late Show yesterday, and James Corden wanted to know if the presidential candidate knows who is going to be his running mate.
Biden decided to reveal who he wants it to be. We know that he said it is going to be a woman. Is it? His choice is, “Julia Louis-Dreyfus.”
Did actress, who played a vice president, agree to be his Veep? She said, “.@JoeBiden I accept but I’m a completely unqualified tv personality. Are you sure I shouldn’t be president?”
She is right. She would be a great president. I really hope that both of them are being sincere about it because they would be a winning ticket.
https://twitter.com/AdamJSmithGA/status/1242267017308233730 Last week, Chris Cuomo called out his brother Governor Andrew Cuomo for not calling their mother on the telephone. Even though he spoke to her just before that interview.
The Governor of NY has even spoken to her since. Yesterday, when Chris thanked his big brother for being on CNN’s New Day again, Andrew said, “Mom told me I had to.” The little bro responded with an eye roll that even Anderson Cooper would bow down to.
I love that even though Andrew is 62 and Chis is 49, they still bicker like when they were 5 and 18. Well, you know what I mean. That is why their sisters are mom’s favorites.
If Andrew is ever out of office, then CNN has to give them a show together where they fight all the time. It would be ratings gold.
