Pete Davidson has had his share of female celebrities like Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, and now Kim Kardashian. However, there is one female who is not interested.
Katy Perry did one of those TikTok filters that shows you what type of house and car you will own, how many kids you will have and who their father will be. When the singer found out it chose Pete Davidson, she made a face that showed us she is not interested in the least. And she dated John Mayer, who was the Pete Davidson of her time.
Do you agree with her reaction to her getting Kardashian’s boy toy? And on that note, Perry wrote, “No offense @Kim Kardashian (and Orlando? 🤷🏻♀️)”
Now that Pete Davidson is dating Kim Kardashian, his body needs to be as smooth as a baby’s butt. So, he has signed on to be the new face, I mean head, of Manscaped for the next four years.
Just when you thought we got rid of him, we found out his not going anywhere anytime soon.
Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, Kyle Mooney, and Pete Davidson are ready for Primetime because yesterday was their last Saturday Night Live as one of the players.
McKinnon has been there for 11 seasons, Bryant did 10, Mooney comes at 9, and Kim Kardashian’s boy toy was only there for 8.
It will be interesting to see if they replace them. If I were Michaels, I would try to bring back one of the greats to rejoin the show. How much fun would it be to have David Spade or Anthony Michael Hall back on the show? Well, the latter would be fun because he would be able to get another shot after his failed season with Robert Downey, Jr in 1985.
For those of you who are lucky enough not to know this, Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce from Kanye West, and she is now dating Pete Davidson. Needless to say, Kanye is not happy about that. So much so that he has made music videos killing off the Saturday Night Live star.
Well, Davidson has not said publically responded to those attacks. However, that is now past tense because yesterday he made a few jokes about his rival at the Netflix Is a Joke festival.
One of Kanye’s first digs was that Davidson has AIDS. Well, Davidson believed him, so he went to his doctor to get tested. The good news is that he doesn’t have it. The bad news is that he looks like he does. And he really does.
But the jokes didn’t stop there. Davidson also is secretly hoping that Kanye does a Mrs. Doubrtfire. Which is totally possible because with the amount have nannies Kim has raising her four kids, Ye could totally blend in, and no one would notice. Well, maybe his four kids. So, I hope he does it.
And with these jokes, Kanye should have learned not to mess with a comedian.
Marmaduke is one of the most beloved fictional dogs, and he is being voiced by one of the most loved up actors. Not John Mayer, but Pete Davidson.
I don’t get the casting done by Netflix for this feature. I can understand if it was Scooby Doo, but not Marmaduke. It should be someone more likable who voices the part. For example, Kenan Thompson was a lovable Clifford because that is what he is. Davidson is someone you love to hate.
But, what do I know? I am not Kim Kardashian or Ariana Grande.
Now, having said this, I am so going to watch the film when it begins streaming on May 6th. Marmaduke is fun because he is trouble. And I like bad boys when they walk on all fours! There is a joke there, but I won’t go there.
