We know that Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, and Kim Kardashian would date Pete Davidson. We also know that Kim Kardashian would marry Kanye West. But what about Joe Jonas? Would he date either man?
Vanity Fair asked him that question when he was hooked up to a lie detector. Unlike Katy Perry, he would date the comedian. However, he would not date the rapper. Can you blame him?
If you had to choose between the three men, who would you date? I would so choose the not-so-average-Joe.
Pete Davidson has had his share of female celebrities like Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, and now Kim Kardashian. However, there is one female who is not interested.
Katy Perry did one of those TikTok filters that shows you what type of house and car you will own, how many kids you will have and who their father will be. When the singer found out it chose Pete Davidson, she made a face that showed us she is not interested in the least. And she dated John Mayer, who was the Pete Davidson of her time.
Do you agree with her reaction to her getting Kardashian’s boy toy? And on that note, Perry wrote, “No offense @Kim Kardashian (and Orlando? 🤷🏻♀️)”
Now that Pete Davidson is dating Kim Kardashian, his body needs to be as smooth as a baby’s butt. So, he has signed on to be the new face, I mean head, of Manscaped for the next four years.
Just when you thought we got rid of him, we found out his not going anywhere anytime soon.
Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, Kyle Mooney, and Pete Davidson are ready for Primetime because yesterday was their last Saturday Night Live as one of the players.
McKinnon has been there for 11 seasons, Bryant did 10, Mooney comes at 9, and Kim Kardashian’s boy toy was only there for 8.
It will be interesting to see if they replace them. If I were Michaels, I would try to bring back one of the greats to rejoin the show. How much fun would it be to have David Spade or Anthony Michael Hall back on the show? Well, the latter would be fun because he would be able to get another shot after his failed season with Robert Downey, Jr in 1985.
For those of you who are lucky enough not to know this, Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce from Kanye West, and she is now dating Pete Davidson. Needless to say, Kanye is not happy about that. So much so that he has made music videos killing off the Saturday Night Live star.
Well, Davidson has not said publically responded to those attacks. However, that is now past tense because yesterday he made a few jokes about his rival at the Netflix Is a Joke festival.
One of Kanye’s first digs was that Davidson has AIDS. Well, Davidson believed him, so he went to his doctor to get tested. The good news is that he doesn’t have it. The bad news is that he looks like he does. And he really does.
But the jokes didn’t stop there. Davidson also is secretly hoping that Kanye does a Mrs. Doubrtfire. Which is totally possible because with the amount have nannies Kim has raising her four kids, Ye could totally blend in, and no one would notice. Well, maybe his four kids. So, I hope he does it.
And with these jokes, Kanye should have learned not to mess with a comedian.
