https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPgtCjI9bhA
One Direction fans have had two shocks to their system this year and it looks like their were just warnings. First Zayn Malick quit the band and then last week we found out that Louis Tomlinson is going to be a dad with his friend. What could be worse? Simon Cowell says after they record their next album they could take break. He told The Sun, “In terms of the band, they’ve got enough hits now they can take some time off and do some other stuff they want to do. Then I hope they’ll have a little bit of time apart and want to get back together again. It’s a fun job, but it’s absolutely their decision.â€
Oh no, what will happen if they want to move on in to different directions? What will all of those Directioners do? Who will tell them they are beautiful?
One Direction was on The Late Late Show yesterday and James Corden asked them to play a game dodgeball against the Ball Busters. That is exactly what the female team did when one of them threw a ball that landed smack into Harry Styles’ balls. Someday when he tells his adopted children why he couldn’t have any kids, he can tell them the Story of My Life and show them this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO8Iv_CyofM
Louis Tomlinson played in a soccer game over the weekend, but that is not what everyone is talking about. People aren’t talking about the soccer balls, instead they are talking about the stick that is above them. Seems the 1Der either didn’t wear underwear or a really loose pair, so his member took over for Zayn Malick in One Direction. On that note, after this video, all I have to say is, Zayn Malick who?
Chelsea Handler shared a photo of herself lying in a bed with Harry Styles wearing just a bikini with his name on it, so you have to wonder if they have something to tell us? I will have to go with the One Direction singer’s hand gestures and say I don’t know. What do you think?
New Zealand’s ZM Online asked Ed Sheeran if the song Little Things her for One Direction is about his friend Harry Style’s penis and he said, “He (Harry) definitely hasn’t got a little thing, so no, I did not write ‘Little Things’ about (his) little things.”
So for all of you fans of 1D, who are still upset that Zayn Malick left the band, hope this news will ease your pain. I know it eased mine because it is what makes him beautiful to me!
