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Hey Nick Cannon, is that a microphone in your pocket?
December 6th, 2021 under In Your Pocket?, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

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Nick Cannon was trending on Twitter today. And it is not because he is expecting another baby. However, it is baby related. As in, his baby maker. Who knew Cannon has a cannon in his pants? But he does. No wonder women like Mariah Carey are getting impregnated by him. He sticks it in, and the sperm is already at the cervix. It doesn’t have to travel anywhere with that long stick.

Well, I am assuming that it is his penis and not his friend Kevin Hart hiding out in his pants.

What do you have?

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Caption Nick Cannon and Christie Brinkley!
December 3rd, 2021 under Caption the Celeb, Christie Brinkley, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

This photo of Nick Cannon and Christie Brinkley has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.

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Nick Cannon is such a ‘fertile fool,’ he got Susan Lucci pregnant
November 5th, 2021 under Nick Cannon, Susan Lucci. [ Comments: none ]

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Nick Cannon has so many children; he has one for every day of the week. I guess seven is not enough for him because today, we found out he expecting baby #8 with Susan Lucci.

That’s right! The two of them revealed the news during the debut of their new show A Whole Lotta Children, which is a sequel to her soap opera All My Children. Soon Cannon won’t be able to name all of his children at the rate he is going.

Of course, the Soap Queen isn’t really pregnant; it was just a bit for his daytime talk show. However, she is still so sexy at 74, yes 74, she can still make men want to get her pregnant. And with Cannon’s super sperm, it could happen. She would just have a lot of explaining to do to her husband of 52 years.

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Nick Cannon dressed as Steve Harvey for Halloween
October 30th, 2021 under Nick Cannon, Steve Harvey. [ Comments: none ]

Nick Cannon started hosting a daytime talk show this season, and for the Halloween episode, he dressed up as a former host. He went as Steve Harvey.

I think the game show host is going to have a Family Feud with Cannon over those teeth. I personally think that was going too far. What do you think?

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What Nick Cannon’s life has been like since Kevin Hart made his phone number public?
July 23rd, 2021 under Kevin Hart, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

Nick Cannon got Kevin Hart a llama for his birthday as a prank. Hart got back at his friend by putting his phone number on several billboards in LA, NY, and Atlanta yesterday.

Ever since Hart shared Cannon’s number with the world wide web, the Wild’n’Out host’s phone hasn’t stopped ringing. In fact, he has been getting calls from all over the world at all times of the day.

Does he mind? Nope! Do the women his life mind? Nope. That is because he is too busy to make baby #8 with them.

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