Nick Cannon has so many kids and baby mamas that it is hard to track them all.
But it looks like that is about to change because he posted the above photos and wrote, “I said I would never do it again but…Finally doing what the world wants me to do… 💍”
So is Cannon getting married again to this mysterious woman? Most likely not. It is probably for one of his many projects. Although, he has fewer projects than he does kids.
Plus, I don’t think his dick could handle being a one-woman penis.
If ever there was any man who needs a vasectomy, it is Nick Cannon. Especially since today, we found that he is expecting baby #9 and counting.
Therefore, Ryan Reynolds called up the 41-year-old and offered him a vasectomy. Just not the one he needs. Actually, it is quite the opposite because it is a drink made with Reynold’s Aviation American Gin.
If Cannon can’t put a condom on when he is sober, how is he going to do it when he has a cocktail or two.
So, we can blame Reynolds for babies #13 and #14 because the Vasectomy sounds delicious.
Oh, and when it comes to Reynolds wanting to drink now because he has three girls under 7. Wait until he has three teenage girls in the house. I am sure the Vasectomy will be too weak for him when that happens. He will just be drinking gin straight at that point, especially if they are all on the same cycle with his wife, Blake Lively!
One last note, can we all agree that Ryan Reynolds is the most brilliant man in advertising these days? He is the most significant advertising genius since Emory Leeson.
Two months ago, we heard that Rudy Giuliani was going to be on The Masked Singer and that Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke walked off of the stage after his reveal.
Tonight that episode finally aired, so did that happen? It didn’t, and it did. The two men did walk off the stage eventually but remained professionals until they didn’t have to be anymore.
I respect them for doing their jobs. Sadly, the same can not be said for Giuliani, who has never been a professional. Well, professional asshole, he was always good at that.
And sad on Fox for booking the disgraced man.
Oh, did you notice how Nick Cannon dissed him by not introducing him as the former mayor of New York City? That was a nice touch. Too bad the women were just too oblivious to it all.
Nick Cannon is wrapping up things on his talk show. However, that doesn’t exclude him from trying different types of food. By the looks on his face, he didn’t like everything he tried. So much so, you can almost taste what he is tasting.
It has been rough 24 hours for daytime television. In that time, not one, not two, but three of their shows were canceled, according to Deadline.
The first show to get the news was Dr. Oz’s replacement, The Good Dish. That was followed by Jerry Springer’s Judge Jerry. And the final one came today, and it is The Nick Cannon Show, as was rumored yesterday.
They join The Wendy Williams Show that got the news last month.
Mornings are going to look a lot different in the Fall.
