When the roasts first started on Comedy Central, I really liked Lisa Lampanelli on the show. But as they have gone, she goes so below the belt that it isn’t funny. I have been following her Twitter and most of her jokes are around a week after the news broke and again so mean they are not funny. Well yesterday she went after Mariah Carey and said, “Nick Cannon still mum on Mariah pregnancy. They’re obviously waiting to make sure she doesn’t have a bigger miscarriage than “Glitter.†Miscarriages are not funny, so I thought that joke was uncalled for and I was not alone. Mariah’s husband Nick Cannon has taken to Twitter to roast the pig although pigs weigh a lot less than her. Have you seen how big she has gotten? She makes Precious look anorexic.
I am not the roaster today, Nick Cannon is the roast master and here is what he Tweeted:
@LisaLampanelli You look like someone’s afterbirth… On a good day! Yeah Son Yeah Son Yeah Son LOL
@LisaLampanelli birth certificate came with an apology from the condom company
@LisaLampanelli if I was a slave I wouldn’t even F*#! you for my freedom papers!! LOL…too far??? 🙂
@LisaLampanelli I am going as you this Halloween!
@LisaLampanelli and @Chelseahandler should remake Gorilla’s in the Mist!
@LisaLampanelli gets her pap smears at the Vet! LOL
RT: SHABOOTY @NickCannon The storks that delivered @LisaLampanelli had a wide load sign on their back.
I think round 1 goes to Nick Cannon easily.
UPDATE: The Twitter fight is KOed because Lisa Lampanelli Tweeted this…”Sorry to disappoint you fans trying to egg me on, but Nick’s Tweets were funny. I’m just flattered he knows who I am!” I respect her for that response and not giving in the peer pressure from her fans.
Before Nick Cannon was hosting America’s Got Talent, he was showing off his talent in All That. He looks exactly the same now as he did when he was 19 in that 2000 episode.
Nick Cannon was on Lopez Tonight and he told George Lopez about how he lost his virginity. Mr Mariah Carey said that when he was in junior high school he hooked up with a high school girl and when they were done she went into the bathroom with her friends and laughed at him. He vowed from that moment on he would never be laughed at in bed and sounds like he hasn’t been. Sounds like Mariah Carey is a lucky woman.
BTW watch the whole interview because he really has a good sense of humor about everything! And you can watch him on NBC starting Tuesday at 8p when he returns as the host of America’s Got Talent.
Mariah Carey told Popeater she likes to dress in her husband’s clothes for fun.
What would surprise us that you do for fun?
I go for walk in a semi-disguise. That’s fun to me. I like to go to public places and do things that I would never get a chance to do. The other night, I went out wearing all Nick’s clothes.
I wonder if Nick puts on her clothes to go out in disguise? I don’t think he would stand out too much her in mini dresses?
Who would have thought that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon would have lasted long enough to celebrate their one year wedding anniversary? But they beat the odds and celebrated it yesterday in Las Vegas. I have to admit they lasted 11 more months than I thought they were and their marriage is still ticking. How long did you give them?
