Back in the ’80s, Mötley Crüe and drugs were synonymous with each other. But that was then.
Now, 40 years later, Tommy is declaring, “Why do drugs after 30 when you can just stand up too fast?” Nikki Six responded with, “That’s funny sadly.”
It is really sad that Dr. Feelgood is now giving them Lipitor to Kickstart their Hearts. And I am being nice by not suggesting what drugs he gives them for the Girls, Girls, Girls in 2021.
Vince Neil performed with Mötley Crüe at the Monster on the Mountain festival in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, on Friday. After a few songs, he walked to the end of the stage and didn’t see the gap between the floor and the speaker. So, he fell a few feet down onto some hard cement and injured himself, according to TMZ.
When he got up, he had problems breathing, so they rushed him to the hospital to make sure he was OK. He is, but the X-Rays showed that he broke some ribs in the fall. Now, he is relying on Dr. Feelgood to make him feel good.
Since the show must go on, it did with guitarist Jeff Blando filling in for the singer. That is why Rockers are a different breed than other musicians.
We know that Lily James and Sebastian Stan are playing Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee in the Hulu movie based on their marriage. Now, we are seeing what Seth Rogen looks like as the electrician who sold their infamous sex tape. At least I think it is Seth Rogen because he is unrecognizable.
I normally never say this, but he needs to grow back his beard ASAP. Without one is not a good look on him.
To see what James and Stan look like as Pam & Tommy, then click here!
Mötley Crüe wants to keep things hot in our relationship with them, so they got into the hot sauce business.
Since they wanted to drum up some promotion, they asked Tommy Lee to make a video. It goes just as you think it will. It is off the Scoville chart. Especially when he puts it on his wife’s a$$ and takes a bite. I hope, for her sake, it stayed where he put it. If not, that is not the heat she is going to want down there. Believe me.
The thing I liked most about this ad is that he also downs shots of hot sauce. I thought I was the only one. Does anyone else do it, or is it just Tommy Lee and me?
https://twitter.com/MrTommyLand/status/1311774385317965824
There have been a lot of political ads this year trying to get you to vote. However, none of them can hold a candle to the one that Tommy Lee shot with his wife, Brittany Furlan.
The couple filmed their PSA without any underwear on because they really want you to be excited to vote, vote, vote. I think we can agree that they got their message across.
Although if they really wanted to get the message across, then the drummer would have showed us what is under the patriotic hat. I would re-register to vote just to see his long ballot again.
Talking about their sex organs. I want to thank his wife for the sacrifice she made to our country. It really is hard to shoot a commercial when your vagina is cold. Hopefully, Lee will find a way to warm her up.
Then when they are done, they can read up on what else, besides Trump, is on the ballot this November 3rd.
We all want to be a bad ass like Lee, so make sure to vote, vote, vote because every vote counts. Elections have consequences and we are still suffering from the one in 2016. Let’s end the national suffering, and vote.
