One of the funniest jokes in the highlarious movie Office Space was the character who was named Michael Bolton and he hated his name. What if the singer he was named after was in the film instead of him, how would change the cult classic? Funny or Die switched out the guy in the movie with the Grammy winner and it would actually make it better. Because, let’s be honest with each other, he makes everything better.
It has been a while since I have heard any new music from Michael Bolton, so it looks like he is finding alternative ways to make money because how is he supposed to live with out it? One of those ways was working as someone who sings coffee drink orders at a coffee cafe. People loved him as the singing barista, but has he hit hard times and that is why is doing that job?
Nope, he was just promoting his sex-inducing Netflix special Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special with Vanity Fair. Things I have learned about the crooner in the last week, is that he has a really dry sense of humor and that so turns me on. When a woman a loves a man for his humor I can’t keep my mind on nothin’ else. Therefore, if you want to Netflix & Chill this weekend with or with out someone, do with it Michael Bolton!
And seriously, someone needs to give him a comedy because it would be hysterical! It’s what the world needs now!
Back in the ’80s when teens were listening to Duran Duran, Bon Jovi and Madonna, their moms were listening to Richard Marx, Kenny G and Michael Bolton. Mother’s Day might’ve been two months ago, but you can make her day by showing her this photo of three Adult Contemporary heartthrobs. Then you might want to leave her alone, so that she can put on their albums and enjoy. An enjoyment no kid wants to know their mom still partakes in.
When it comes to me, if I were to put on their music the only enjoyment I would get is some much needed sleep. Kenny G knocks me out every time. Works better than a sleeping pill.
Chord Overstreet Tweeted the above picture and said, “My 80’s hairband album cover!!! Titled ‘Halls of McKinley'” I don’t know if it is as much of an album cover as much as a hairdon’t poster. What do you think of the ponytail?
Back when Paula Abdul was just 7 years old her sister’s friend’s 16 year old boyfriend used to babysit her. That guy might be someone you heard of his because as she told Jimmy Kimmel on his ABC late show last night the name of her babysitter is Michael Bolton. She then told the host that he was as good of a babysitter as his hair was in the ’80s. Well she didn’t say thatexact;y, I did, but it was something along those lines.
One thing she did say that was good about him is that he used to sing her to sleep. And it was his singing that would bring them together later on in their lives when she was old enough to take care of her self without a babysitter. But you have to watch how and she reacted to that meeting in the above interviews.
And the two would be reunited once again on Jimmy Kimmel Live and you have to hear the crooner’s take on babysitting that bratty little girl. Those were his words about her, according to The X Factor host.
Seriously how did we go this long without knowing this little tibdit???
