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Michael Bolton gets his Gangsta on!
March 19th, 2018 under Michael Bolton, Paramount+. [ Comments: none ]

We have seen Michael Bolton as a rocker. We have heard him belt out Adult Contemporary. Now we will see him do rap. But don’t worry, it is for one night only.

This Thursday, he will be mouthing Coolio’s Gangsta Paradise on Paramount Network’s Lip Sync Battle. Looking at that sneak peek, I think he should have done Weird Al Yankovic’s take on instead. I think that looked more like an Amish Paradise as compared to a Gangsta one.

What did you think?


Michael Bolton & Friends make up TV themes for themeless shows!
August 23rd, 2017 under Michael Bolton, This Is Us. [ Comments: none ]

If you are like me, then you miss TV theme songs. Well, Screen Junkies wants to win the Emmy they are nominated for, so they gave some of this year’s biggest nominees their own tune to convince the voters. Michael Bolton recruited his “friends” to help him out. Natasha Bedingfield helped turn Stranger Things’ unwritten theme into one that is written, This Is Us got one last cry treatment from Brian McKnight, I don’t want to wait for Handmaid’s Tale to use Paula Cole’s tune and finally when a man loves a show like Michael Bolton loves Game of Thrones they have to go with what he sang for them.

Which show do you want to give an opening number to? For me it is Lucifer or Suits!


What if the real Michael Bolton was in Office Space?
February 21st, 2017 under Michael Bolton. [ Comments: none ]

One of the funniest jokes in the highlarious movie Office Space was the character who was named Michael Bolton and he hated his name. What if the singer he was named after was in the film instead of him, how would change the cult classic? Funny or Die switched out the guy in the movie with the Grammy winner and it would actually make it better. Because, let’s be honest with each other, he makes everything better.


Michael Bolton is a baritone barista!
February 15th, 2017 under Michael Bolton. [ Comments: none ]

It has been a while since I have heard any new music from Michael Bolton, so it looks like he is finding alternative ways to make money because how is he supposed to live with out it? One of those ways was working as someone who sings coffee drink orders at a coffee cafe. People loved him as the singing barista, but has he hit hard times and that is why is doing that job?

Nope, he was just promoting his sex-inducing Netflix special Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special with Vanity Fair. Things I have learned about the crooner in the last week, is that he has a really dry sense of humor and that so turns me on. When a woman a loves a man for his humor I can’t keep my mind on nothin’ else. Therefore, if you want to Netflix & Chill this weekend with or with out someone, do with it Michael Bolton!

And seriously, someone needs to give him a comedy because it would be hysterical! It’s what the world needs now!


An ’80s mom’s wet dream!
July 5th, 2016 under Kenny G, Michael Bolton, Richard Marx, Wet dream. [ Comments: none ]

Back in the ’80s when teens were listening to Duran Duran, Bon Jovi and Madonna, their moms were listening to Richard Marx, Kenny G and Michael Bolton. Mother’s Day might’ve been two months ago, but you can make her day by showing her this photo of three Adult Contemporary heartthrobs. Then you might want to leave her alone, so that she can put on their albums and enjoy. An enjoyment no kid wants to know their mom still partakes in.
When it comes to me, if I were to put on their music the only enjoyment I would get is some much needed sleep. Kenny G knocks me out every time. Works better than a sleeping pill.


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