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I think Michael Bolton won the #10YearChallenge
January 18th, 2019 under Michael Bolton. [ Comments: none ]

We think of Michael Bolton as an adult contemporary singer, but he also has a funny side to him. Case in point, he did his take on the #10YearChallenge. In the first photo is the character Michael Bolton from the incredible movie Office Space and the second one is John Bolton, who would love to run Space Force. Which is a good thing because we would love to send him and his mustache to space. And he can take the rest of the administration with him for a test drive.

Back the photo, how scary is it that both Boltons kind of look alike?


Michael Bolton gets his Gangsta on!
March 19th, 2018 under Michael Bolton, Paramount Network. [ Comments: none ]

We have seen Michael Bolton as a rocker. We have heard him belt out Adult Contemporary. Now we will see him do rap. But don’t worry, it is for one night only.

This Thursday, he will be mouthing Coolio’s Gangsta Paradise on Paramount Network’s Lip Sync Battle. Looking at that sneak peek, I think he should have done Weird Al Yankovic’s take on instead. I think that looked more like an Amish Paradise as compared to a Gangsta one.

What did you think?


Michael Bolton & Friends make up TV themes for themeless shows!
August 23rd, 2017 under Michael Bolton, This Is Us. [ Comments: none ]

If you are like me, then you miss TV theme songs. Well, Screen Junkies wants to win the Emmy they are nominated for, so they gave some of this year’s biggest nominees their own tune to convince the voters. Michael Bolton recruited his “friends” to help him out. Natasha Bedingfield helped turn Stranger Things’ unwritten theme into one that is written, This Is Us got one last cry treatment from Brian McKnight, I don’t want to wait for Handmaid’s Tale to use Paula Cole’s tune and finally when a man loves a show like Michael Bolton loves Game of Thrones they have to go with what he sang for them.

Which show do you want to give an opening number to? For me it is Lucifer or Suits!


What if the real Michael Bolton was in Office Space?
February 21st, 2017 under Michael Bolton. [ Comments: none ]

One of the funniest jokes in the highlarious movie Office Space was the character who was named Michael Bolton and he hated his name. What if the singer he was named after was in the film instead of him, how would change the cult classic? Funny or Die switched out the guy in the movie with the Grammy winner and it would actually make it better. Because, let’s be honest with each other, he makes everything better.


Michael Bolton is a baritone barista!
February 15th, 2017 under Michael Bolton. [ Comments: none ]

It has been a while since I have heard any new music from Michael Bolton, so it looks like he is finding alternative ways to make money because how is he supposed to live with out it? One of those ways was working as someone who sings coffee drink orders at a coffee cafe. People loved him as the singing barista, but has he hit hard times and that is why is doing that job?

Nope, he was just promoting his sex-inducing Netflix special Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special with Vanity Fair. Things I have learned about the crooner in the last week, is that he has a really dry sense of humor and that so turns me on. When a woman a loves a man for his humor I can’t keep my mind on nothin’ else. Therefore, if you want to Netflix & Chill this weekend with or with out someone, do with it Michael Bolton!

And seriously, someone needs to give him a comedy because it would be hysterical! It’s what the world needs now!


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