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So that is what Michael Bolton’s Go the Distance is about?
May 19th, 2023 under Michael Bolton. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wondered what Michael Bolton’s song, Go the Distance, from the 1997 movie, Hercules, is about? Well, now we know.

The singer released a video that shows that the tune is about going the distance by not leaving dirty dishes in the sink. Who knew? But now we do!

As they say, the more you know…


How is Michael Bolton supposed to live without coffee?
May 15th, 2023 under Michael Bolton. [ Comments: none ]

Michael Bolton is 70 years old. And for some reason, he decided to give up coffee.

And now he is wondering to himself, “Tell me, how am I supposed to live without you? Now that I’ve been loving you so long. How am I supposed to live without you? And how am I supposed to carry on? When all that I’ve been living for is gone.”

So the next time you give something up, think to yourself those words that he just said. Because how are we supposed to live without it?


ABC gets into the Celebrity Dating business
February 18th, 2021 under ABC, Michael Bolton, Zooey Deschanel. [ Comments: none ]

ABC has celebs dancing. Fox has them doing it in a mask. CBS has them living together. And in a few months, ABC is going to have them dating via a classic game show.

Zooey Deschanel will be hosting Celebrity Dating Game with a twist. The suitor asking the questions to the celebrities won’t know their names. However, they will get hints from Michael Bolton, who will sing parody songs about them. Because when a man loves a woman, parodies work best.

Each episode will feature one famous single man and well-known available woman looking for love. They and the three eligible lovers will be either television, music, comedy, reality TV, or feature film stars. I expect a lot of reality stars. However, you never know because a lot of celebs are looking for someone to quarantine with these days.


Michael Bolton cancels dates per doctor’s orders
August 20th, 2019 under Michael Bolton. [ Comments: none ]

Michael Bolton canceled his European gigs on Friday and Sunday because of a mystery illness. Yesterday, he gave his fans an update on he is doing. He wrote, “Back in LA to see my doc and get on treatment plan! Feeling better every day. Thank u for all your prayers and good wishes … they’re working!!!”

When a man loves his fans, his fans love him back when he most needs them. Therefore, keep the prayers the going for him. This way he will be better to play his continue his tour. Women around the World need to see him perform his sexing music, so they can go home and have sexing with their lovers.


I think Michael Bolton won the #10YearChallenge
January 18th, 2019 under Michael Bolton. [ Comments: none ]

We think of Michael Bolton as an adult contemporary singer, but he also has a funny side to him. Case in point, he did his take on the #10YearChallenge. In the first photo is the character Michael Bolton from the incredible movie Office Space and the second one is John Bolton, who would love to run Space Force. Which is a good thing because we would love to send him and his mustache to space. And he can take the rest of the administration with him for a test drive.

Back the photo, how scary is it that both Boltons kind of look alike?


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