Seriously? OMG! WTF?

We may have to wait a few weeks for spring, but fries are always in bloom! 🍟 🌸 Happy #GroundhogDay pic.twitter.com/d8AXSk5Xhm

— McDonald's (@McDonalds) February 2, 2018

Now we know why Donald Trump eats so many fries from McDonald’s, they have a chemical that has been proven to grow back hair in mice.

Who knew that all of that trans fat was good for something, but it is. According to KABC, Japanese scientists discovered that a chemical the fast food giant adds to the french fries to keep the cooking oil from frothing up also causes hair to come up too. Well so far they only know that about fur because they have only tested it on mice. But human studies are next and I betcha that Trump will want to be first in line for that study.

Therefore balding people of the world, don’t run out and down as many fries as possible just yet. Wait only they know it works on humans first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ni3jN_DH20
As we know, McDonald’s mascot is Ronald McDonald, who is a clown. This year more than year’s past, clowns have become seen a terrorizing. Thanks to It and people going around scaring others dressed as one.

Well, Burger King came up with a promotion for Halloween that might scare away some of its regular customers. On October 31st from 7p to close, they are giving away a free Whopper to first 500 people who come dressed as a clown to 5 of their restaurants including the Back to the Future 2 one in Burbank. And they added, “Validity of clown costume to be determined by BURGER KING® restaurant personnel in their sole discretion.” What does that mean?

I am sure McDonald’s is going to retaliate in some way, I just do not know how. If I were them, I would give away a free Big Mac to anyone who comes dressed as the Burger King. Let’s be honest, the Burger King is scarier than any clown including Pennywise.

When it comes to the ad, I know I will have nightmares from it because it was scarier than that Stephen King horror movie that came out last month.

I mean, in my opinion, who goes on Battle of the Network Stars, if they are allergic to the sun when they know the competition is held outdoors in the sunlight? You would think they would say no I will pass, but not her.

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Earlier this year, McDonald’s introduced the Mac Jr and Grand Mac, and they were huge successes. The fast food restaurant decided to keep the trend going and today they introduced the Micro Mac. It might be bite size but it has huge flavor. Proving that big things come in little packages.

When it comes to the cost, it is about the same price as the other Macs. When it comes to the calories and fat, you don’t want to know because sometimes you just need that taste of a Big Mac in your mouth. Who cares how fattening it is?

It is almost guilt free because how can anything that is micro cause any guilt. I can’t wait until McDonald’s introduces the Mega Mac. It will put all other hamburgers to shame and Syfy will do a movie about it.

A new-Mac-Sandwich-sizes party needs epic party favors—like 10k bottles of Special Sauce. Tomorrow find out when/where you might get one! 🎈🎉 pic.twitter.com/nbT0GVrI8l

— McDonald's (@McDonalds) January 24, 2017

Let’s be honest, the best part of a Big Mac is the Special Sauce and tomorrow McDonald’s is giving away 10,000 bottles of the stuff in participating. They are doing this to promote the two new sizes of the famous burger. They are The Mac Jr, and Grand Big Mac and they will be available tomorrow.
Talking about tomorrow, McDonald’s will announce which stores will be giving away the sauce and what you have to say to get it. I know, I will be there to get my bottle. Will you be there too?

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