After almost 10 years of Jimmy Kimmel ending every show with him not having time for Matt Damon, JKL! has finally made some time for Matt Damon tonight at 11:35p on ABC. But it looks like Matt Damon doesn’t want to share the screen time with Kimmel as witnessed in the above video has hit the internets this morning and it looks like Jason Bourne has does something worse to him that f*cking his ex-girlfriend. That’s right Matt Damon has kidnapped Kimmel according to ABC. The network had this to say in a press release, “Damon has taken matters into his own hands. The Oscar winner accepted Kimmel’s invitation to finally be a guest on his show tonight, but then arrived at the JKL studio this morning and promptly took Kimmel hostage.” No word if any ransom was offered and if anyone would pay it if it were. So I guess we will have to tune in to see one of late night’s greatest rivalries tonight to see what happens next? Although I kind of like the idea of Kimmel remaining taped up as Matt Damon hosts the show. What about you?
After almost 10 years of Jimmy Kimmel not having time for Matt Damon on his ABC late night show, he will finally have Jason Bourne on Jimmy Kimmel Live! at 11:35p this January 24th. I guess now that Kimmel is on earlier, it not past Damon’s bed time so he is able to stay up and do the show that beat Leno and Letterman in the key demo yesterday on its third night in its new timeslot.
So now that he has time now for the man he didn’t have time for, how will Jimmy Kimmel end his show every night starting on January 25th? He told me today, “I don’t know. We will probably the continue the same nonsense. I’d think Matt would be disappointed if we drop him. He’s become a part of the show” Then he added, “He almost become a good luck charm for us.”
Well in less than two weeks we will see if Kimmel’s good luck charm is still that after he finally sits down with Damon, the man that has been the show’s joke for almost a whole decade.
Matt Damon is starring in the family movie We Bought a Zoo, but did you know he also voices the animals in the film? Well David Letterman got his hands on the video showing it and aired it on The Late Show. I wonder how Matt got so good at doing animal impressions? Is that what he sounds like in bed? Actually I don’t want to know because can you imagine hearing his seal impression when you are in the throws of it? Talk about a moment killer.
Yesterday while Matt Damon was on The Late Show he sat on David Letterman’s lap for their 2011 Holiday Card. I don’t know about you, but I thought that was something that Damon only did with his BFF Ben Affleck. I wonder if his co-Oscar winner will make a revenge Holiday Card sitting on Jay Leno’s lap when he sees this just like he did when Damon recorded a video with Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel and him made their own special video as retaliation? I am sure The Tonight Show host would be up for it and he does have that photobooth they can use. Hey Leno please take me up on it!
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Matt Damon took his girls to celebrate his best friend Ben Affleck’s wife, Jennifer Garner’s birthday and it was us who got the biggest gift because we got to see his two beautiful youngest daughters. The Oceans stars gave his 2 year old daughter Gia a big kiss and he doted over his nearly 6 month daughter Stella as though she was the only apple of his eyes. And those are some apples I like!
He might play an action star in on the big screen, but in real life he is just a sweet dad who loves his little princesses!!!
