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Is Martha Stewart really 81?
August 4th, 2022 under Are they really their age?, Martha Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday was Martha Stewart’s 81st birthday, but you would never it by looking at her in this up-close selfie she shared.

When I was a kid, that is not what 81-year-olds looked like Martha Washington, and she definitely doesn’t look like that.

I guess being a domestic goddess has turned into a real one.


Martha Stewart tests positive for COVID-19
June 21st, 2022 under Coronavirus, Martha Stewart. [ Comments: 13 ]

Martha Stewart was supposed to attend an event today but was forced to cancel at the last minute.

“This evening, I planned to host a garden party at The Plaza on behalf of my favorite skincare line, @mariobadescu,” the homemaker wrote. “But I’m sad to report that I tested positive for Covid-19. I am feeling fine but i am sticking to the rules and isolating.”

Hopefully, the 80-year-old will be better soon.


Martha Stewart shares how to give thirst trap face
February 1st, 2022 under Martha Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

About two years ago, Martha Stewart shared a photo that got several men’s loaves of bread to rise. Now, the 80-year-old homemaker is showing us to do the same.

The first thing you have to do is project fabulous. The next thing is only to put concealer where you need it. Since we need to make our lips kissable, we should put on some lipgloss. Finally, say “Clé de Peau Beauté,’ the name of the makeup line she is promoting. And now you too can make men rise as yeast does! Maybe I should have used a different example.

Anyways, try it. It works., match me now!


Would you eat the Martha Stewart hot dog from Pink’s?
January 17th, 2022 under Martha Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

Martha Stewart was in Los Angeles. So, she decided to stop off at Pink’s Hot Dogs and eat the Weiner that is named after her.

What is in it? The 9″ stretch dog is covered in relish, onions, bacon, chopped tomatoes, sauerkraut, sour cream. I could not smoke enough of her friend Snoop Dog’s good stuff to eat that. There are too many things on there that do not belong on a hot dog.

But what do I know? It is one of the hottest sellers and has been around for over a decade. I will stick with sauerkraut and mustard. How do you like your franks?


Is Martha Stewart really 79?
May 21st, 2021 under Are they really their age?, Martha Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

Martha Stewart might be 79 years young, but she is getting sexier with each passing day. Look at the extraordinary homemaker in this photo. What is her secret? Her line of CBD products from Canopy Growth.

Now, I am mad because I bought the wrong edibles. I am going to have to try hers next because it obviously is working.


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