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Lin-Manuel Miranda apologized to a Bruno
September 15th, 2022 under Kelly Clarkson, Lin-Manuel Miranda. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crP6qRwgy54

Lin-Manuel Miranda was on The Kelly Clarkson Show today, and they talked about Encanto again. He told her he met a kid named Bruno a week before the film came out. As soon as the boy told the EGOT his name, he apologized to the little guy.

I think the songwriter personally needs to apologize to anyone named Bruno or anyone who has heard the earworm of the tune.

BTW We Don’t Talk About Bruno almost didn’t happen. That is because the character’s name was originally Oscar. Too bad that name was so popular. Because otherwise, we wouldn’t all be singing the song for the rest of the day. I mean, We Don’t Talk about Oscar isn’t as catchy.

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Who else hates Kelly Clarkson’s cover of Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5?
September 9th, 2022 under Dolly Parton, Kelly Clarkson. [ Comments: none ]

Kelly Clarkson starts every episode of her talk show with a cover of someone else’s songs. So she was asked to do one of the most iconic songs. That tune is Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 for the documentary Still Working 9 to 5

Since I like the American Idol, I gave her the benefit of the doubt. Boy, did I make a mistake because her take sucks. And not in a My Life Would Suck Without You way of sucking.

I wish we could tie up the record like Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin, and Jane Fonda tied up Dabney Colman in their 1980 movie.

Do you feel the same way, or do you want to go all Simon Cowell on the singer?

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The weird way Anne Hathaway eats cupcakes
July 20th, 2022 under Anne Hathaway, Kelly Clarkson. [ Comments: none ]

Anne Hathaway was on The Kelly Clarkson Show, and the host had a very important question for the actress. Clarkson heard that her guest eats cupcakes differently than you and me.

How does Hathaway eat them? She peels off the liner, splits the cupcake in two, and puts the frosting in the middle to make a little sandwich. This way, she says that you don’t get the best part up your nose.

But then you get too much cake and not enough frosting. So, when I eat one, I eat the sugary sweetness first and throw out the rest because the cake is bland, like the Oscar winner.

How do you eat cupcakes?

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Tom Selleck thinks men should wear short shorts
July 12th, 2022 under Kelly Clarkson, Tom Selleck. [ Comments: none ]

Back in the ’80s, Tom Selleck wore short shorts on Magnum P.I. Since then; they have gotten longer. The actor told Kelly Clarkson that h thinks that they look silly because they are called shorts, not pajama bottoms.

I have to say, I agree with the Blue Bloods actor. However, I might regret that statement because there are men who should not be wearing short shorts. You know which ones I am talking about.

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Margeret Cho has the best tattoo!
June 3rd, 2022 under Kelly Clarkson. [ Comments: none ]

Margaret Cho is Kelly Clarkson’s talk show today, and she wore the coolest green boots. Clarkson was so impressed by them that she wanted to see the whole boot. What the host didn’t know is that she was in for a cooler surprise.

Cho has two tattoos just below her knees of Abraham Lincoln and George Washington. Why? The comedian says, “Cause it costs $6 to spread ’em.”

Clarkson was so shocked and awed by the brilliance she had to get up and walk off her laughter. She is not the only one who lost it because I did the same.

I am thinking of doing that too. However, I am a big fan of Benjamin Franklin. Therefore, I will get his mug on both of my calves because it costs $200 for me to spread ’em.

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