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Daniel Levy’s classmates thought American Pie was about him
January 12th, 2024 under Eugene and Daniel Levy, Kelly Clarkson. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest. After we saw American Pie, we thought how cool it would be to have Eugene Levy as our dad.

What did Daniel Levy think about that? Since Eugene is his dad? He told Kelly Clarkson, “It’s a weird thing to grow up watching your dad just hand out porn to some other kid.”

And with that, you can tell that he watched the movie. But never with his parents. Thankfully, his friend warned him not to go see the film with his mother and father. So he missed out on going to the Los Angeles premiere because of that advice. And it was sage advice.

While that friend knew the dealio, his classmates did not. Therefore, they thought the picture was his autobiography.

And, I think, that is a bigger nightmare than anything Freddy Krueger could dream up.


Kelsey Grammer and Kelly Clarkson sing the Frasier theme song
January 10th, 2024 under Kelly Clarkson, Kelsey Grammer. [ Comments: none ]

Kelsey Grammer was on The Kelly Clarkson Show yesterday, and they had a surprise for all of us. Kelly Clarkson and the actor sang the Frasier theme song Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs.

It is so good that I hope if Paramount+ renews the sequel for a second season, I hope they will use their duet during the credits.


Cher tells the Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame to go fuck themselves
December 15th, 2023 under Cher, Kelly Clarkson. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest. Cher is one of the biggest icons in Rock’n’Roll. Yet, she told Kelly Clarkson today on her daytime talk show that she has not been inducted into the Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame. And she has had #1 in every decade since the ’60s. The only other musicians to have done that are The Rolling Stones.

So what would happen if the HoF decided to induct Cher next year (because this year is done)? She wouldn’t say yes, even if they gave her $1 million.

In fact, she told the American Idol she would tell them to go fuck themselves. Well, she didn’t say that because she couldn’t curse on The Kelly Clarkson Show. But that is what she meant when she said they could “you know what themselves.”

Now, I hope they nominate her because she will show Dolly Parton and Dionne Warwick how you tell someone to fuck off in the least polite way!


Neil deGrasse Tyson was almost a stripper
November 9th, 2023 under Kelly Clarkson, Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: none ]

Before Neil deGrasse Tyson was telling us how the sun shines, he almost showed us where the sun doesn’t shine.

That’s right. He told Kelly Clarkson on her talk show today that he was a dancer before he was an astrophysicist. And he needed some money. So his dancemates told him he could earn a few extra bucks stripping.

Therefore, he went to check out what they did. For their first dance, they moved their bodies to Jerry Lee Lewis’ Great Balls of Fire. And their balls were literally on fire. At that moment, he decided to tutor math to make extra money. And poor Pluto suffered for that last-minute decision. As did all the ladies who missed out on seeing his planets.

Can I tell I went to the same JHS as him? It never made sense to me because we didn’t turn out smart people. However, now it makes more sense that he went to the same elementary school as Steven Tyler and Alfonso Ribeiro. No offense to them, but we are just more about performing than brains in Riverdale.


Kelly Clarkson and Drew Barrymore get new premiere dates
October 4th, 2023 under Drew Barrymore, Kelly Clarkson. [ Comments: none ]

NBC has been hush-hush about when Kelly Clarkson was going to debut her daytime talk show in its new home of New York City. Well, today, they broke their silence. The singer’s talk show will be back on October 16th.

She is not the only one hitting the airwaves on that day; so is Drew Barrymore. Unlike Clarkson, Barrymore attempted but failed to bring her show back while the WGA strike was still going on. So, I am sure her show will start with a teary-eyed apology.

The only daytime talk show we are waiting to hear from is The Talk. And I am assuming, since it is a CBS show like Barrymore’s, that it will also be back on the 16th.

Hopefully, by then, the SAG strike will be over, and actors can talk about their work again! Actually, I just want the actors to get a fair contract and be able to go back to work.


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