So CSI has a new promo all about teen pop sensation Justin Bieber who is making his acting debut during their 10th season premiere on September 23rd. I have to admit whoever decided to cast him and actually got the hottest 16 year old in the world to do the part was f*cking brilliant because it is getting me to watch the show for the first time in years! You can’t tell if he got the acting chops from this promo, but does it really matter?
We learned earlier this week that Justin Bieber has some tricks up his sleeve when it comes to bowling on Shaq vs. and now we are learning he has another special talent. Thanks to Make Mine Milk we know also know the teen sensation can down a glass of milk in less than :30 seconds! That is something that will work really well for him when he goes to college parties with beer. You know because by the time he is 19 (since that is the legal drinking in his native country) his 15 minutes will almost be up, so he will go to University to make something else of himself!
Yesterday on ABC’s Shaq vs. it was the big basketball player vs the little singer and I think it was a tie after two challenges. When it came to dancing Shaq showed Justin Bieber that he really is a white boy even though he got nominated for BET award, and what are white people good at…bowling and Bieber showed him he has some special moves when it comes to that sport.
Seriously when it came to dancing Shaq really out-danced the Baby, but when it came to bowling I was shocked by how many tricks he had. Who was shocked by both of their moves? I know I was!
I guess Justin Bieber doesn’t believe in giving away anything for free because according to The Sun he has an interesting proposition for David Beckham. After hearing that The Becks’ sons have Bieber Fever, he is offering to sing to his baby baby baby and in exchange he would like to Bend it Like Beckham.
“I am sure he would do anything to make his three boys happy and if I am their favourite artist I would happily come and put on a private show at the Beckham household.
“All I would ask for in return is that we go into his yard for an hour afterwards and he teaches me all those crazy things he can do with a soccer ball.”
I wonder who is getting the better deal here? I say this is a toss up because at this day and time both of their services are worth about the same. Two years from now that will be a completely different story because by then Bieber’s voice should have completely changed due to puberty and he will just be remembered by a hair.
BTW here is very funny spoof from Jimmy Kimmel Live about Bieber’s voice going through what Peter Brady went through when The Brady Bunch sang Time to Change!
Yesterday Mark Wahlberg was on Lopez Tonight and he told him about how is daughter has Bieber fever. So being the good dad that he is, he called his agent and asked him if he could get Justin Bieber’s phone number for him. Well the agent, who has made sh!tloads of money off of him, got the number and Marky Mark called it. Well he wanted to make sure that Ella Rae was daddy’s little girl so he told her that he called her crush and was waiting for him to call him back. Only problem Bieber hasn’t returned his call and now his daughter is following him around everywhere he goes because she doesn’t want to miss the call and sadly for her he still hasn’t called. So he told Lopez, “So I’m starting to get upset, man. I’m gonna have to mess up his hair.” If I were Justin Bieber, I would call Max Payne back because has he seen his abs? Does he know his past? That and I am sure Wahlberg would really like to tell him to say hi to his mother for him!
Seriously for Justin’s sake and hair, I really hope he calls Ella Rae ASAP. It will make her day and ensure he will have many more days…
