Josh Brolin and his wife went shopping and he decided to pick up some condoms. Not your average condoms, but the ones that say XL on the box. As soon as Kathryn Boyd saw which ones he picked up, she told her husband, “I think those are too big for you.” To which he defensively replied, “They’re not.”
You know what he is right. Wait, am I saying he has a big Goonie? Nope, here is a little secret about XL condoms, they are the same size as regular ones. So if you want your man to feel special, then buy him a pack of those. If you want to feel special, then get the ones with warming lube on them. Remember, condoms are your friend!
Although I do not know why Brolin is using them since his wife is pregnant. It is is not like he needs them to prevent that.
Josh Brolin posed with a fish in a way that makes you wonder what is he thinking? He says that he is, “In CANNES selling an idea I had called Lucky #7. It’s a movie about me and a fish. It’s a romance. I don’t see why a man can’t have a relationship with someone other than a woman or a man.” Didn’t they already do that in the movie that won the Oscar this year? I sincerely cannot remember the name of it and I am too lazy to look it up.
Anyways, the real reason why scaled back on his clothes to pose with that animal with scales is to get the word out about Fish Love. A nonprofit that is wants to stop overfishing one photograph at time. Did their message work on you?
BTW Am I the only one who wishes they used a smaller fish?
Ryan Reynolds is on The Graham Norton Show today and they talked about wearing the Deadpool suit. The actor revealed that it takes several people to put on the big red condom and once it is on, it is on. He sneezes in it because there is “no space” between his body and the fabric. So much so, he says, “When I put it on, I can taste my own genitals. It’s disgusting.” That is what Blake Lively says! Ba da bump.
Make sure to watch the video all the way to see Josh Brolin’s intense workout.
There was a line in Deadpool that seemed to upset David Beckham and Ryan Reynolds has been trying to make it up to him ever since. What was that line? It is, “You ever heard David Beckham speak? It is like he mouth sexed a can of helium.” You can see why he is pissed? Even though let’s be honest, it is true.
Anyways, Mr. Blake Lively wants to right his wrong before Deadpool 2 comes out next week, so he found different ways to apologize to golden balls. Which way was the golden ticket? You just have to watch to find out. That and to see why he is really mad at Reyolds. Have to admit, that is pretty spot on too. He used to be on my To-Do list but after watching a lot of recent movies, bubble butt’s bubble was popped to me.
UPDATE: How did Cable aka Josh Brolin react to this video? He said, “I would never apologize to David Beckham for anything ever.” We will find out if he will have later this week because of them will be guests on The Graham Norton Show.
While most men would never share a video of their wife plucking out their ear hairs, Josh Brolin is not one of them. He posted a video of Kathryn Boyd doing her magic with some Tweezers in his listeners and him trying to remain as manly as possible throughout the pain. He barely made his way through, but he did. Then when his Mrs was done, she laughed in joy. Which makes you wonder if it is a turn on for her. I know causing pain to my lover is one.
