We know Joe Jonas is a talented singer and actor, but did you know he has another talent? He is also a makeshift punching bag if you need one. He demonstrated what a good substitute he is in a pinch if you need something to punch. Here he is letting Ava Knight use him to practice her boxing. He barely flinched as she punched his torso over and over again. Proving he has abs of steel!
Granted I wasn’t really looking at his abs, I was staring at his punching bags. I mean he is known for carrying a heavy bag between his legs and I was kind of hoping to see it make an appearance in those shorts. I think if it did come out to play, it would’ve been a knock out as it knocked me out.
When you think of Independence Day, you don’t really think of it as a holiday where people are sexy. Yes I know, women wear tiny bikinis, but still it is not like Halloween or New Year’s Eve.
That was until this year because Joe Jonas lit our fireworks with this sexy video. He sat on a couch, smoking a cigar, wearing America’s colors, staring longingly into the camera as the Star Spangled Banner played in the background. I don’t know about you, but my sparkler is on fire. You should see the sparks fly!
Nick Jonas might’ve have gotten rid of his squeaky clean Disney image, but he’s still clean enough to sing a song on Sesame Street Street. The youngest Jonas Brother was joined by Cookie Monster, Bert and The Count as they sang about different shapes. For kids it’s all about pentagons and octagons, but for us adults it could be him singing about women’s bodies. Or am I just a sick person and I am the only one who thought that?
One of the things I never realized that is so perfect about Carpool Karaoke on The Late Late Show is that James Corden has his the people he is interviewing in a position that they can’t get out of. Meaning, they are in moving vehicle and they can’t run from his questions.
Yesterday, he picked up Demi Lovato and Nick Jonas, and the youngest Jonas brother learned that lesson as soon as he sat down. The CBS host wanted to know if the friends of 10 years had ever dated. Then the cutest klutz sold him out by telling us that he dated Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, then back to Selena and finally back to Miley before moving on from the Disney Darlings.
Then like all of us, Corden wanted to know when he removed his purity ring. He said when he fell in love. Awwww. Wonder if that is the same woman who tied him up? Yes, that’s right, he admitted he was tied up. He also said he was chained to wall at a Gay Club! Way to go! He’s not so innocent!
But their trip down memory lane in the HOV lane wasn’t only about his sex life. At one point, they all got of the car and performed on the streets of Los Angeles. Say what you want about Demi, but girl can sing. What a voice she has and that is without any help from sound engineers.
Roseanne and Joe Jonas, who was there with DNCE, were on The Late Late Show with James Corden yesterday and they took this photo. I have no idea what I have been smoking today, but I totally find this picture like so trippy. Can you dig it?
