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I can’t believe someone pitched Tag and a studio actually made it.
March 20th, 2018 under Jeremy Renner, Jon Hamm. [ Comments: none ]

I love horror movies and I have seen some crazy things in these films. Things like just Ron Jeremy’s penis on a killing rampage or a murdering refrigerator. Therefore, you would think that I would not be surprised by the movies they make anymore. Then you would be wrong.

They actually made a movie called Tag that is about 5 grown friends who play tag every May for a month since first grade. Not only that, they got some big stars to be in it like Jon Hamm, Jeremy Renner, Ed Helms, Hannibal Buress and Isla Fisher as the game players. To top it off, they say it is based on a true story.

I cannot believe someone heard this pitch and was like this will make a great feature. But then again, Hollywood is running out of ideas and at this point anything sounds good to them.

Here’s the biggest question about Tag; why if their game of tag takes place in May, is it coming out on June 15th? Don’t you think it would come out in May?


Where is the candlestick in Jon Hamm’s wax figure’s pants?
February 22nd, 2018 under Jon Hamm, Madame Tussauds. [ Comments: none ]

Jon Hamm has a wax figure at Madame Tussauds in New York, but I do not think it is accurate. There is one thing missing from the lifesize candle and it is pretty obvious what it is. The mad man between his legs. Without it, I just don’t recognize him. Do you?


Jon Hamm worked as a set dresser in soft porn
June 12th, 2017 under Jon Hamm. [ Comments: none ]

When we think of Jon Hamm, we think of him as the clean cut Don Draper. Well that and something else. Anyways before he was the most famous of the Mad Men, he was a struggling actor who needed other means of making money to survive. Yesterday, he told Willie Geist on Sunday Today, one of the exciting ways he earned a living for a short while. Like most young actors, he was working as a bartender when his friend told about a job he had just had to quit at the time. The guy told Hamm he was working as a “set dresser on like cheesy like Skinemax movies” and he could not do it anymore. Hamm being the man that he is, was like “I’ll do it.” He was like if it pays anything he will do it. Even though he did not anything about being a set dresser, he was willing to do it for a $100 a day. How long did stay doing? A total of three weeks. Why? He said, “It was bad…and depressing.”

I guess be careful what you want because you might just get it. Although, I wish they would have known then, what we know now because then he would have been a much different type of actor. One that would make me want to see all of his movies until the DVD was worn out. If you know what I mean. Granted, David Duchovny came out of that genre OK, Hamm could have done the same.


Jon Hamm, is that a MacBook in your pocket?
May 9th, 2017 under In Your Pocket?, Jon Hamm. [ Comments: 3 ]

via Daily Mail
It has been a while since we have seen Jon Hamm and I am not talking about him as a person. I know he doesn’t like to be objectified, but it is so hard not to. Plus, I am equal opportunity objectifier. I talk about both men and women’s bodies equally. Although, most men are not equal to him.


Would you have a threesome with Jon Hamm?
November 15th, 2016 under Billy Eichner, Jon Hamm. [ Comments: 5 ]

Billy Eichner took his Billy on the Street to see if strangers would take part in a three way with Jon Hamm and him for $1. Believe it or not some women were hesitant, the men were not and one refused until she realized that the mad man was involved. Then she was all in.
Heck if they would’ve asked me, I would’ve given them a dollar. It is Jon Hamm and we have all seen what he is hiding in his pants!
To see what other questions Eichner has for people on the street, check out his show on TruTV tonight at 10:30p.


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