Spoiler alert, now that Steve Carrell’s character is dead, The Morning Show needs a new villain. And it looks like they are going to find him in Jon Hamm.
In “The Morning Show” season three, the future of the network is thrown into question and loyalties are pushed to the brink when a tech titan takes an interest in UBA. Unexpected alliances form, private truths are weaponized, and everyone is forced to confront their core values both in and out of the newsroom.
Will Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon work together? Will Bill Crudup learn his place? Will Mark Duplass finally find his balls?
We will have to tune into Apple TV+ on September 13th to find out. And I can’t wait! Because even though I am not a fan of Aniston or Witherspoon, I love this show. It doesn’t even cause me to have flashbacks to my days in network news like some other series.
Before we knew what a fabulous actor Jon Hamm is, he was planning a fabulous date on The Big Date. How sexy was the awkward 25-year-old on that 1996 dating show?
The internet has given Jon Hamm’s penis the nickname Hammaconda. I call it the Hamm sandwich. And yesterday, when the Mad Man was on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked him what he would call it. The actor said if he had to give it a nickname, he would call it Marvin Douglas.
The host didn’t do a follow-up, so we don’t know why he would go with Marvin Douglas. Therefore, it is up to assume the meaning behind it. What is your assumption?
While we didn’t learn the meaning behind the name, we did learn what Hamm likes in the bedroom. He says bring on the kinky. And when you are done, let him be the little spoon!
Just when you think he could not get any more perfect. He finds another way to prove that he is.
Before Jon Hamm was a working actor, he worked as a set dresser on Skinamax movies. So, you would think that the second the producers saw him bend down and clean the tables of butt prints, they would offer him an on-camera job. But, he told Howard Stern they didn’t ask him.
I betcha the producers on all of the softcore porn movies he worked on regret not hiring him. But then again, they would not be able to show his Hammaconda, so it is not as bad as a decision had been hardcore porn.
For years, we have wondered whether Jon Hamm wears underwear because his huge dick has a way of showing through his pants.
So yesterday, when the actor was on Howard Stern, the shock jock asked him that very question. “I have worn underwear every single day of my life.” Then the Mad Men added, “I love a comfy boxer brief…I like a breathable cotton.” So there you have it.
However, I am disappointed that Stern didn’t ask him just how big the Hammster is. I know I want to know.
