If you are like me, then you think that John Stamos is perfect. But yesterday he shared a photo that proves that he is not. Uncle Jesse sweats just like all of us. As witnessed when things got really hot on the set of his pilot.
You know what, seeing this little imperfection, makes him even more perfect. Don’t you agree?
Yesterday, the world was shocked and saddened when Zayn Malik announced that he was quitting One Direction. As soon as people were able to accept and comprehend his departure and the desperate need for a replacement, several men started throwing in their names into the hat. While singers like Weird Al Yankovic just Tweeted about, John Stamos and Conan‘s Andy Richter went even further. Both men made audition tapes.
Watch the videos above of them both singing What Makes You Beautiful and tell me who is a more beautiful choice for the job? Personally, I think Richter is so much sexier with the 1D!
John Stamos is working on his new pilot with Dan Fogelman, where he plays a grandfather, and he wants to show us he is only playing one on TV. Uncle Jesse was photographed with his pants down and those are not the legs of man who is old enough to have a kid who is old enough to have a kid. Plus, what grandpa wears briefs like that?
Sounds like he is going to have a lot of convincing to do to convince us he is a Pop Pop. If anyone can convince us, it is him!
So ladies, you just had sex with John Stamos, what are you going to ask him for? According to what he told Ali Adler for her book, How To F*ck a Woman, several of his conquests asked him for a Selfie when they were done. Awkward. I would ask him for money, but that is me.
Although, I might not because according to Page Six, he also said in the book, “It’s about listening, asking, talking…I guess I do approach sex in a musical way. With me, it’s more rhythm than melody with a woman…but it’s all listening…With women, you have to listen to their bodies.â€
I don’t know what I want more, to read Adler’s book or to bed Uncle Jesse. Who am I kidding, you know the answer. We all have the same one! The book!
Tomorrow night at 8p, you will be singing the praises of Galavant from the rooftops. Before you can even come down off the rooftop after watching the series premiere, it is time for the second episode at 8:30p. This time, John Stamos guest stars on the show and plays a role he has never done before. A role you would think he was born to play, even though the character’s name is like that of another famous actor. Kristin Newman, writer for the musical fairytale comedy, explained on Twitter today, “So, we named a character Jean Hamm, hoping to cast Jon Hamm. We got John Stamos, but still named him Jean Hamm.” They might not have been able to get the mad men, but they got a man that drives all the women mad! Just wait until you see him as a Knight in Shining Armour! Seriously, I don’t know what they did to Uncle Jesse; but not only is this the best I have ever seen him act, it is also the best I’ve ever seen him look!
So make sure to tune in for the best new show of the season, I promise you will not be disappointed!
