*NSYNC is back in a big way. But not everywhere. That is because Mattel turned Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone, Chris Kirkpatrick, and Lance Bass into a Little People Collector set that you can own.
If you are like Taylor Swift and miss playing with your *NSYNC dolls, then for $29.99, you can pretend that they are friends and lovers again. Granted, at 12, did you really know what it was to be in love?
*NYSNC’s back, alright. Whoops, wrong boy band from the ’90s.
Anyways, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick reunited at the MTV VMAs last week. And the next day, they announced they were releasing their first single, Better Place, for the Trolls Band Together soundtrack in two decades.
If that was not enough, they sat down with Sean Evans for Hot Ones and ate some really hot wings. That, and between regretting their decision with each bite, they answered his questions with tears in their eyes.
They, minus Chasez, were in so much pain they couldn’t stop cursing. So they asked who was the biggest curser that Evans had on the show in the last 22 seasons. The answer was Gordon Ramsay with 180 curse words. I say was because Fatone and Timberlake sang a little song called Fuck. It was just them saying fuck as fast as possible until fire came out of their mouths. Who knows? Maybe it will be on their next album.
When it comes to the rest of the interview, I was disappointed. But I did enjoy watching them all suffer.
There is only one thing that could get *NYSNC together again. Not money. Not the fans. But Taylor Swift.
Joey Fatone, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Chris Kirkpatrick, and Justin Timberlake reunited at the VMAs yesterday to present Taylor Swift with the award for Best Pop. And she loved every second of sharing the stage with the five men whose dolls she had growing up.
And like us, she wondered. “Are you doing something? What’s gonna happen now?… They’re going to do something! And I need to know what it is.” We also need to know.
But as of now, they aren’t saying anything.
Do you want them to do something, or do you think it is time they all said, “Bye! Bye! Bye!”
If you are on TikTok, then you have seen Lance Bass tell his husband bad jokes. Well, now he is expanding with his boys, AJ McLean, Nick Lachey, and Joey Fatone.
Bass found a video of a man about to do a serve in volleyball, and he calls out, “Backstreet Boys. 98 Degrees. *NSYNC. One Direction.”
Then, the video cuts to the four of them getting hit by the ball. McLean asks, “What was that?” And Fatone tells him, “That was One Direction.”
I miss the days when they were cool Rockers and not cheesy dads. I think.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t remember the last time I saw Joey Fatone in something.
But now it looks like he got a job working for AAA Insurance. So has the singer hit hard times? Far from it. He, along with New Kids on the Block’s Joey McIntyre, 98 Degrees’ Nick Lachey, and Boys II Men’s Wayna Morris, are in the promotional band Boys No More for AAA.
And they are climbing the charts with their song, Make It Right!
They are making so much money they can afford to get AAA Insurance!
