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Jimmy Kimmel has convinced parents to tell their kids they ate all of their Halloween candy, the next day. He painted his sweet and loving Aunt Chippy’s house bright orange and green. He has made fun of the extremely talented Matt Damon for more times than we can count. As bad as all of those things are, he never did anything mean to me until this week. He made a mock commercial for the McRib sandwich; and just as the guy was going to take a bite, it would disappear. If you are like me and you love the McRib, then seeing it being taken away is very hard to watch and brings up a lot of sad emotions. It is bad enough that McDonald’s takes it away from me every year, now the ABC late show has to do the same thing.
This video was so traumatic for me that today was the first day I was strong enough to post about it without crying uncontrollably.
Why can’t the McRib be with us all year long? WHY???
Jim Carrey was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. Before he started his interview on the ABC late night show, he gave a man and a woman his Dumber and Dumber Lloyd Bowl Cut on Hollywood Blvd. The first one turned out better than the second one, but he definitely left his mark on her head.
You know if this acting thing doesn’t work out for him, I don’t think he has a future as a barber. Do you?
Christoph Waltz was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late night host how much he loves Sesame Street. But when he described the show, it didn’t sound like the one that you and I grew up on. So Kimmel asked him if he knew the theme song; and when the Inglourious Basterd said he did, Jimmy asked him to sing it. Then the newest horrible boss, stood up and sang the happy tune as he knows it. Although his version is much darker and more depressing than the one we have been hearing since infancy. It actually brought tears to my eyes.
Ladies and gentlemen, and that is why he has two Oscars to him name in just the last five years. Bravo! Bravo!
Jimmy Kimmel was a guest on The Late Late Show yesterday and the ABC late night host finally got it out of the CBS late night host why he is leaving the show. Basically, Craig Ferguson has had enough and felt it was time to move on. Something Kimmel couldn’t understand at first; but then he remembered when he was doing The Man Show and wasn’t excited to see naked ladies at the Playboy Mansion and realized it was time to move on. On that note, Kimmel also talked about his penis being his prized possession. And on that note, Jimmy tried to buy Craig’s prized possessions, Geoff Petersen and Secretariat, but Ferguson said they are coming with him. Although, if the Robot sidekick had his way, he would switch late night shows. I am going to miss him, maybe Craig can lend him out when Guillermo is on vacation?
Another thing Kimmel interrogated Ferguson about, is why does he rip up the index cards at the start of each interview? Basically, he doesn’t know why.
All in all, it was a great chat between two awesome late night hosts.
While adults gets serious about their costumes for Halloweens, kids are all about the candy. So what would happen if their parents told them they ate it all the next morning? Once again, Jimmy Kimmel Live found out. There were a lot of tears, threats, fits and cussing, but there was also some sweet moments when the children forgave their parents. Thankfully, this year there were a lot more of those. Make sure to watch it all the way through because they saved the best for last. Those are my future kids, and seeing it now is helping me prepare for them.
BTW I could not do this prank on the girls I went Trick or Treating with because they are giving their candy to the troops. So if you have some candy left over, why don’t you do the same.
